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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Fran

    A little light relief

    made my day thank you
    made my day thank you
    made my day thank you
    made my day thank you
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  2. macleaf

    chalk

    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
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    431
  3. windy miller

    No Xmas for my kids

    OOh no I haven't Mac. Will get one tomorrow, thanks for telling me
    OOh no I haven't Mac. Will get one tomorrow, thanks for telling me
    OOh no I haven't Mac. Will get one tomorrow, thanks for telling me
    OOh no I haven't Mac. Will get one tomorrow, thanks for telling me
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  4. frogesque

    Solar Eclipse - Cassini Style

    Fantastic - thank you
    Fantastic - thank you
    Fantastic - thank you
    Fantastic - thank you
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  5. rosa

    boxing, manchester arena

    My goodness talk about chalk and cheese.Joe calzaghe fight exhausting with some naughty head butting going on, and then a first round knockout. What a strange couple of fights. Can't wait to see...
    My goodness talk about chalk and cheese.Joe calzaghe fight exhausting with some naughty head butting going on, and then a first round knockout. What a strange couple of fights. Can't wait to see Dawdly Harrison Fight on the 9th what a hoot his career has been.Did your friend see much of...
    My goodness talk about chalk and cheese.Joe calzaghe fight exhausting with some naughty head butting going on, and then a first round knockout. What a strange couple of fights. Can't wait to see Dawdly Harrison Fight on the 9th what a hoot his...
    My goodness talk about chalk and cheese.Joe calzaghe fight exhausting with some naughty head butting going on, and then a first round knockout. What a strange couple of fights. Can't wait to see...
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  6. wildflower

    SUPERSTITIONS !!

    iff you get an itchy nose your going to get in a bad temper
    iff you get an itchy nose your going to get in a bad temper
    iff you get an itchy nose your going to get in a bad temper
    iff you get an itchy nose your going to get in a bad temper
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  7. Marley Farley

    This is where I would love to be today...!!!!

    Thanks again HB what a smashing site
    Thanks again HB what a smashing site
    Thanks again HB what a smashing site
    Thanks again HB what a smashing site
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  8. Stingo

    What is everyones age?

    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
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  9. Scotkat

    Bellagio Las Vegas

    we were both wrong then :D :D
    we were both wrong then :D :D
    we were both wrong then :D :D
    we were both wrong then :D :D
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  10. papajo

    anybody had there wisdom teeth out?

    Toast!!! :eek: Glad your feeling a little better Papajo and Gc could be of some assistance. To think, some people think it's all about gardening!! :rolleyes: :D
    Toast!!! :eek: Glad your feeling a little better Papajo and Gc could be of some assistance. To think, some people think it's all about gardening!! :rolleyes: :D
    Toast!!! :eek: Glad your feeling a little better Papajo and Gc could be of some assistance. To think, some people think it's all about gardening!! :rolleyes: :D
    Toast!!! :eek: Glad your feeling a little better Papajo and Gc could be of some assistance. To think, some people think it's all about gardening!! :rolleyes: :D
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  11. Clematis

    "SENIOR MOMENT"

    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
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  12. windy miller

    Having a moan!!

    dag it takes some doing, did you get my pm, just had kandy on the phone they are enjoying their hols, her lap top wont work at the camp site, she is going to call me later in the week, she sends...
    dag it takes some doing, did you get my pm, just had kandy on the phone they are enjoying their hols, her lap top wont work at the camp site, she is going to call me later in the week, she sends her love, will be back sunday
    dag it takes some doing, did you get my pm, just had kandy on the phone they are enjoying their hols, her lap top wont work at the camp site, she is going to call me later in the week, she sends her love, will be back sunday
    dag it takes some doing, did you get my pm, just had kandy on the phone they are enjoying their hols, her lap top wont work at the camp site, she is going to call me later in the week, she sends...
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  13. Poppy33

    Can anyone help me?

    Thanks for your reply Fran. Husband has just had a look at my problem...It was a technical problem which none of you could have helped me with.It was the interface between the keyboard and the...
    Thanks for your reply Fran. Husband has just had a look at my problem...It was a technical problem which none of you could have helped me with.It was the interface between the keyboard and the users brain!!! all sorted now.
    Thanks for your reply Fran. Husband has just had a look at my problem...It was a technical problem which none of you could have helped me with.It was the interface between the keyboard and the users brain!!! all sorted now.
    Thanks for your reply Fran. Husband has just had a look at my problem...It was a technical problem which none of you could have helped me with.It was the interface between the keyboard and the...
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  14. roders

    What To Do With Old Stamps.

    Could still donate vase of stamps to charity they could guess how many stamps you have used.
    Could still donate vase of stamps to charity they could guess how many stamps you have used.
    Could still donate vase of stamps to charity they could guess how many stamps you have used.
    Could still donate vase of stamps to charity they could guess how many stamps you have used.
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  15. leonora

    Moving at last!

    Good for you leonora.Where there`s a will, there`s a way.
    Good for you leonora.Where there`s a will, there`s a way.
    Good for you leonora.Where there`s a will, there`s a way.
    Good for you leonora.Where there`s a will, there`s a way.
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  16. roders

    Car Number Plate.

    miraflores you draw also, get them up in your new topic, hobbies section, looking forward to seeing them
    miraflores you draw also, get them up in your new topic, hobbies section, looking forward to seeing them
    miraflores you draw also, get them up in your new topic, hobbies section, looking forward to seeing them
    miraflores you draw also, get them up in your new topic, hobbies section, looking forward to seeing them
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  17. eleagnus7

    knee problems after replacement

    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic consultant been waiting since end of Nov although sore feet been bothering me for more than two yrs.I...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic consultant been waiting since end of Nov although sore...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic...
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    1,689
  18. Marley Farley

    Canada..!! My pics....

    thanks for sharing MF
    thanks for sharing MF
    thanks for sharing MF
    thanks for sharing MF
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  19. roders

    SOMETHING GOING ON TO-NIGHT

    I second that! :D
    I second that! :D
    I second that! :D
    I second that! :D
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  20. Kedi-Gato

    Kedi-Gato goes on holiday

    hi kedi- gato hornbeam will probably help you regarding dragonflies as he knows a lot about creepies and fling insects.hope this helps you
    hi kedi- gato hornbeam will probably help you regarding dragonflies as he knows a lot about creepies and fling insects.hope this helps you
    hi kedi- gato hornbeam will probably help you regarding dragonflies as he knows a lot about creepies and fling insects.hope this helps you
    hi kedi- gato hornbeam will probably help you regarding dragonflies as he knows a lot about creepies and fling insects.hope this helps you
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