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  2. Marley Farley
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    YAWN YAWN WAKEY WAKEY PART 2....... 2019

    Morning all ! :)Cloudy but very warm, Windows and doors all open!Busy day at my Dad's today, more plants are boxed up to take over and plant out.I was thinking of sowing some lettuce never...
    Morning all ! :)Cloudy but very warm, Windows and doors all open!Busy day at my Dad's today, more plants are boxed up to take over and plant out.I was thinking of sowing some lettuce never done it before , is it too late now @Verdun ?Enjoy your day everyone!:)
    Morning all ! :)Cloudy but very warm, Windows and doors all open!Busy day at my Dad's today, more plants are boxed up to take over and plant out.I was thinking of sowing some lettuce never done it before , is it too late now @Verdun ?Enjoy...
    Morning all ! :)Cloudy but very warm, Windows and doors all open!Busy day at my Dad's today, more plants are boxed up to take over and plant out.I was thinking of sowing some lettuce never...
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  3. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........2019

    I had a giggle this morning. My show (Corrie Street) has a character who's a bit thick and goofy. Well, this morning in one of the scenes, he was playing the guitar and singing one of his own...
    I had a giggle this morning. My show (Corrie Street) has a character who's a bit thick and goofy. Well, this morning in one of the scenes, he was playing the guitar and singing one of his own compositions. Your Soul, My Soul, Our Soul... and of course you can picture the reactions of the other...
    I had a giggle this morning. My show (Corrie Street) has a character who's a bit thick and goofy. Well, this morning in one of the scenes, he was playing the guitar and singing one of his own compositions. Your Soul, My Soul, Our Soul... and of...
    I had a giggle this morning. My show (Corrie Street) has a character who's a bit thick and goofy. Well, this morning in one of the scenes, he was playing the guitar and singing one of his own...
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  4. longk
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    Currently Listening To (2019)............

    “One of us” sung by Martin Joseph.
    “One of us” sung by Martin Joseph.
    “One of us” sung by Martin Joseph.
    “One of us” sung by Martin Joseph.
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  5. Marley Farley
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    A JOKE OR TWO ... 2019

    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
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  8. Scrungee
    Funny x 8

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    When...You're out and about supposed to be enjoying yourself and keep looking at the sky and at the back of your mind you're thinking 'I hope it's not going to rain I've got Tulip bulbs drying out'.:rolleyespink:
    When...You're out and about supposed to be enjoying yourself and keep looking at the sky and at the back of your mind you're thinking 'I hope it's not going to rain I've got Tulip bulbs drying out'.:rolleyespink:
    When...You're out and about supposed to be enjoying yourself and keep looking at the sky and at the back of your mind you're thinking 'I hope it's not going to rain I've got Tulip bulbs drying out'.:rolleyespink:
    When...You're out and about supposed to be enjoying yourself and keep looking at the sky and at the back of your mind you're thinking 'I hope it's not going to rain I've got Tulip bulbs drying out'.:rolleyespink:
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  9. shiney
    Funny x 11

    Facebook

    You can search for me in a JiffyDon't forget to like this :biggrin:
    You can search for me in a JiffyDon't forget to like this :biggrin:
    You can search for me in a JiffyDon't forget to like this :biggrin:
    You can search for me in a JiffyDon't forget to like this :biggrin:
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  10. shiney

    Flashmob - Stairway To Heaven

    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
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  11. lolimac

    Happy Birthday Jack McHammocklashing.

    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
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  12. shiney

    Elvis Fan Cockatoo - and one that isn't!

    The other one is thinking "I'm not with him" :)
    The other one is thinking "I'm not with him" :)
    The other one is thinking "I'm not with him" :)
    The other one is thinking "I'm not with him" :)
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  13. Marley Farley
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  14. miraflores

    no time for the gym?

    So much motor there's no room for anything else.
    So much motor there's no room for anything else.
    So much motor there's no room for anything else.
    So much motor there's no room for anything else.
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    Cunk on Britain

    It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories....
    It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories. Written between the two World wars.This one is timeless.Self Made MenThey were both what we...
    It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories. Written between the two World wars.This one is...
    It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories....
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  16. Doghouse Riley

    Parents Who Were Cooler Than Their Kids.

    I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.
    I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.
    I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.
    I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.
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  17. Jack Sparrow

    Orange?

    Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night :thumbsup: :biggrin:
    Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night :thumbsup: :biggrin:
    Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night :thumbsup: :biggrin:
    Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night :thumbsup: :biggrin:
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  18. shiney
    Funny x 8

    Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics!

    That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly? :scratch:
    That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly? :scratch:
    That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly? :scratch:
    That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly? :scratch:
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  19. Loofah

    If you have a bored five minutes

    Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is :biggrin:
    Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is :biggrin:
    Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is :biggrin:
    Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is :biggrin:
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  20. Phil A
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2019 CLOSED

    CLOSED DUE TO A TECH PROBLEM..NEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSED DUE TO A TECH PROBLEM..NEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSED DUE TO A TECH PROBLEM..NEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSED DUE TO A TECH PROBLEM..NEW THREAD HERE
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  21. Phil A
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
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  22. Doghouse Riley
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  23. Marley Farley

    5 in a One person!!

    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
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  24. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Don't Watch If You're Easily Offended

    Whooa that was good :heehee: Not just funny and clever, but well made. Thank you Young Shiney for introducing me to this delight of the Inter Net. I have just googled Randy Rainbow and cancelled family...
    Whooa that was good :heehee: Not just funny and clever, but well made. Thank you Young Shiney for introducing me to this delight of the Inter Net. I have just googled Randy Rainbow and cancelled family time with the Teenager :biggrin:
    Whooa that was good :heehee: Not just funny and clever, but well made. Thank you Young Shiney for introducing me to this delight of the Inter Net. I have just googled Randy Rainbow and cancelled family time with the Teenager :biggrin:
    Whooa that was good :heehee: Not just funny and clever, but well made. Thank you Young Shiney for introducing me to this delight of the Inter Net. I have just googled Randy Rainbow and cancelled family...
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  25. mazambo
    Funny x 6

    What's cooking

    I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids...
    I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids asked if they could open one of course I said yes, they had a mess about with it then left it, about an...
    I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids asked if they could open one of course I said yes,...
    I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids...
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  27. Doghouse Riley
    Informative x 3

    Latest Scam

    I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they...
    I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they keep calling people because they do nab immigrants for whom English is a second language. I feel sad...
    I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they keep calling people because they do nab immigrants...
    I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they...
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