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  2. shiney
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    YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022

    Good day, It is a lovely cool morning 65f and the guessers have predicted rain. The sunshine is brilliant because there is not a cloud in the sky!Got 2 advices of doc rejections from the court....
    Good day, It is a lovely cool morning 65f and the guessers have predicted rain. The sunshine is brilliant because there is not a cloud in the sky!Got 2 advices of doc rejections from the court. No idea why so I have my work cut out for me today :(Cheers... sorta :coffee:
    Good day, It is a lovely cool morning 65f and the guessers have predicted rain. The sunshine is brilliant because there is not a cloud in the sky!Got 2 advices of doc rejections from the court. No idea why so I have my work cut out for me today...
    Good day, It is a lovely cool morning 65f and the guessers have predicted rain. The sunshine is brilliant because there is not a cloud in the sky!Got 2 advices of doc rejections from the court....
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  3. shiney
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    CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2022

    OriginalA lot of covers but here's one
    OriginalA lot of covers but here's one
    OriginalA lot of covers but here's one
    OriginalA lot of covers but here's one
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  4. shiney
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  5. shiney
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    Shiney's Quiz Mk 2

    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
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  6. shiney
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    For Comments And Points Awarded For Shiney's Quiz Mk 2

    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra 's song.I'm on blue shade mode at the moment as my head is thumping and I can't bear to look at the...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra 's song.I'm on blue shade mode at the moment as...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra...
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  7. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........2019

    At long last, some positive news:'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato
    At long last, some positive news:'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato
    At long last, some positive news:'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato
    At long last, some positive news:'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato
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  9. Clueless 1 v2

    There's something strange, in the neighbourhood

    Same here.....keeping everything crossed that today's the day!!:fingers crossed::fingers crossed:
    Same here.....keeping everything crossed that today's the day!!:fingers crossed::fingers crossed:
    Same here.....keeping everything crossed that today's the day!!:fingers crossed::fingers crossed:
    Same here.....keeping everything crossed that today's the day!!:fingers crossed::fingers crossed:
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  10. Michael Hewett
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    Swearing ...

    When I lived out in the sticks when I was a young man, I used to get the bus into town to go out for a night out. The bus only ran hourly, but about 5 minutes before the regular bus, if it was...
    When I lived out in the sticks when I was a young man, I used to get the bus into town to go out for a night out. The bus only ran hourly, but about 5 minutes before the regular bus, if it was nearly shift change time there was an extra bus mainly for the ladies that worked in the clothes...
    When I lived out in the sticks when I was a young man, I used to get the bus into town to go out for a night out. The bus only ran hourly, but about 5 minutes before the regular bus, if it was nearly shift change time there was an extra bus...
    When I lived out in the sticks when I was a young man, I used to get the bus into town to go out for a night out. The bus only ran hourly, but about 5 minutes before the regular bus, if it was...
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  11. Clueless 1 v2
    Funny x 5

    The fastest way to get rid of cold callers

    At school a fellow pupil told us a couple of Mormons had knocked on the door and they left at high speed when his stepfather came round the side of the house with an open shotgun over his arm;...
    At school a fellow pupil told us a couple of Mormons had knocked on the door and they left at high speed when his stepfather came round the side of the house with an open shotgun over his arm; he'd just been shooting rabbits in the field at the back.
    At school a fellow pupil told us a couple of Mormons had knocked on the door and they left at high speed when his stepfather came round the side of the house with an open shotgun over his arm; he'd just been shooting rabbits in the field at the back.
    At school a fellow pupil told us a couple of Mormons had knocked on the door and they left at high speed when his stepfather came round the side of the house with an open shotgun over his arm;...
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  12. oldwinegum
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  13. hailbopp
    Funny x 4

    Having just filled up, too near the truth to be funny.

    Thanks for this!
    Thanks for this!
    Thanks for this!
    Thanks for this!
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  14. ARMANDII
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    CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2021

    Again, not something that floats my boat, but as before, I can appreciate it. The thing that lets it down is that there’s no guitar/drum solo :biggrin: I’ll see you on the other side (that’ll be the 2022...
    Again, not something that floats my boat, but as before, I can appreciate it. The thing that lets it down is that there’s no guitar/drum solo :biggrin: I’ll see you on the other side (that’ll be the 2022 thread;))
    Again, not something that floats my boat, but as before, I can appreciate it. The thing that lets it down is that there’s no guitar/drum solo :biggrin: I’ll see you on the other side (that’ll be the 2022 thread;))
    Again, not something that floats my boat, but as before, I can appreciate it. The thing that lets it down is that there’s no guitar/drum solo :biggrin: I’ll see you on the other side (that’ll be the 2022...
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  15. Fat Controller
    Funny x 4

    A joke or two.... 2021

    Thank you @shiney
    Thank you @shiney
    Thank you @shiney
    Thank you @shiney
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  16. ARMANDII
    Locked
    Like x 4

    YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021

    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
    New Thread Here:-YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2022
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  17. roders

    Strictly Come Dancing.

    One of the best performers they've had, great character :)
    One of the best performers they've had, great character :)
    One of the best performers they've had, great character :)
    One of the best performers they've had, great character :)
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  18. roders

    Who are these two?

    I heard about something to do with it but not the details. I think is was the Hunt brigade wasn't it?
    I heard about something to do with it but not the details. I think is was the Hunt brigade wasn't it?
    I heard about something to do with it but not the details. I think is was the Hunt brigade wasn't it?
    I heard about something to do with it but not the details. I think is was the Hunt brigade wasn't it?
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  19. Michael Hewett

    Listeners

    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get...
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get ads for murder weapons.
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get ads for murder weapons.
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get...
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  20. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Bohemian Catsody

    That got the attention of the holy terrors scattered round the lounge :roflol:
    That got the attention of the holy terrors scattered round the lounge :roflol:
    That got the attention of the holy terrors scattered round the lounge :roflol:
    That got the attention of the holy terrors scattered round the lounge :roflol:
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  21. Fat Controller

    Abba return!

    They will do the old songs because there's new people to listen.
    They will do the old songs because there's new people to listen.
    They will do the old songs because there's new people to listen.
    They will do the old songs because there's new people to listen.
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  22. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Not Allowed To Use The Word Curry!!!!!!

    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
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  23. CanadianLori

    Small television or monitor? Which is best for CCTV?

    Yes. Well, Jethro & Ellie Mae 40 years later, same IQ, and which was also passed on to their not so young-uns!I took the old little television to the dump and was fortunate to have a used...
    Yes. Well, Jethro & Ellie Mae 40 years later, same IQ, and which was also passed on to their not so young-uns!I took the old little television to the dump and was fortunate to have a used Gateway monitor given to me by a buddy who didn't need it anymore. And I had a timer already so it will...
    Yes. Well, Jethro & Ellie Mae 40 years later, same IQ, and which was also passed on to their not so young-uns!I took the old little television to the dump and was fortunate to have a used Gateway monitor given to me by a buddy who didn't need...
    Yes. Well, Jethro & Ellie Mae 40 years later, same IQ, and which was also passed on to their not so young-uns!I took the old little television to the dump and was fortunate to have a used...
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  24. Giri
    Funny x 7

    A moving Tail.

    A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
    A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
    A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
    A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink. He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?" Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"
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  25. Fat Controller

    My Way - watch the drummer

    well he certainly "did it his way"
    well he certainly "did it his way"
    well he certainly "did it his way"
    well he certainly "did it his way"
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  26. noisette47
    Funny x 3

    World Naked Gardening Day

    We used to have a black bird that could woof wistle and some one reported me for doing it, the police wouldn't belive it, so we sat outside for a few minutes(30) then it happen :dbgrtmb: blackbird wistled
    We used to have a black bird that could woof wistle and some one reported me for doing it, the police wouldn't belive it, so we sat outside for a few minutes(30) then it happen :dbgrtmb: blackbird wistled
    We used to have a black bird that could woof wistle and some one reported me for doing it, the police wouldn't belive it, so we sat outside for a few minutes(30) then it happen :dbgrtmb: blackbird wistled
    We used to have a black bird that could woof wistle and some one reported me for doing it, the police wouldn't belive it, so we sat outside for a few minutes(30) then it happen :dbgrtmb: blackbird wistled
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  27. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    You know you are Scottish if...

    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
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  28. shiney

    Scores And Comments For The Ant Quiz

    Still time :blue thumb:Are many of you going to have a go at the extra questions in Shiney's Quiz Mk 2I have plenty more if you want to carry on with it. :)
    Still time :blue thumb:Are many of you going to have a go at the extra questions in Shiney's Quiz Mk 2I have plenty more if you want to carry on with it. :)
    Still time :blue thumb:Are many of you going to have a go at the extra questions in Shiney's Quiz Mk 2I have plenty more if you want to carry on with it. :)
    Still time :blue thumb:Are many of you going to have a go at the extra questions in Shiney's Quiz Mk 2I have plenty more if you want to carry on with it. :)
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