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  2. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2020

    :heehee::heehee:lol I’ll send you a photo of them later :heehee::heehee:
    :heehee::heehee:lol I’ll send you a photo of them later :heehee::heehee:
    :heehee::heehee:lol I’ll send you a photo of them later :heehee::heehee:
    :heehee::heehee:lol I’ll send you a photo of them later :heehee::heehee:
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  3. Sheal
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    Like x 4

    Currently Listening To 2020

    Im a big fan of the Anjuna label. Heres the man with the wicked moustache, Luttrell !
    Im a big fan of the Anjuna label. Heres the man with the wicked moustache, Luttrell !
    Im a big fan of the Anjuna label. Heres the man with the wicked moustache, Luttrell !
    Im a big fan of the Anjuna label. Heres the man with the wicked moustache, Luttrell !
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  4. Marley Farley
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  5. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........2019

    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
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  8. roders

    American Election.

    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
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  9. shiney
    Funny x 5

    A Bargain For Religious People - No Offense Intended

    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your emergency' last night. It showed six lads aged 15 to 18 running down a street and stabbing hunting...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your emergency' last night. It showed six lads aged 15 to...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your...
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  10. pete

    Dont watch if you get offended easily

    Brilliant! Say it as you see it Jim :yahoo:
    Brilliant! Say it as you see it Jim :yahoo:
    Brilliant! Say it as you see it Jim :yahoo:
    Brilliant! Say it as you see it Jim :yahoo:
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  11. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Signs.

    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
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  12. shiney
    Like x 3

    Lighting Up A Lightbulb With An Onion

    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
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  13. Phil A

    Website of the Day

    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then,...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then, came the line, Dredge is bowling from the river end.Where it was and who was Dredge I haven't a...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then, came the line, Dredge is bowling from the river...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then,...
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  14. shiney
    Funny x 5

    I Don't Believe It!

    It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like...
    It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like the easy care that the bonce now receives.. But i won't garden without my bush wackers green canvas...
    It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like the easy care that the bonce now receives.. But i...
    It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like...
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  15. JWK
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  16. flounder

    Two blokes off for a jolly to space

    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
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  17. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Lets Put An End To The Horseburger Jokes

    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
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  18. silu
    Funny x 5

    Well the jokes is slightly gardening related.

    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
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  19. rosa

    wanted toy boy

    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
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  20. shiney
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  21. JWK
    Funny x 5

    Dig for Victory - how us gardeners can beat the virus

    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
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  22. shiney
    Funny x 8

    New Shop

    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of Canberra........were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...As yet, the shop wasn't ready,...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of Canberra........were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of...
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  23. longk
    Locked
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    Currently Listening To (2019)............

    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
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  24. Retired
    Funny x 12

    Happy couple.

    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
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  25. CanadianLori

    Fake News or Real?

    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by...
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by Rupert Murdoch.From other Swedish sources, only two people have been arrested, and 171 have died.
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by Rupert Murdoch.From other Swedish sources, only...
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by...
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  26. Marley Farley

    YAWN YAWN WAKEY WAKEY PART 2....... 2019

    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
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  27. roders

    Well done ENGLAND.

    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat...
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat watching it with a cuppa:biggrin:
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat watching it with a cuppa:biggrin:
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat...
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