The Muppet Show

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

Sort By:
Title
Replies Views
Last Message ↓
  1.   » Sticky Threads
  2. Marley Farley
    Sticky

    YAWN YAWN WAKEY WAKEY PART 2....... 2019

    Good morning It is cloudy but lovely and cool and certainly a welcome change as yesterday was hot and muggy and sleeping was a little restless. The weather guessers have promised clear skies later...
    Good morning It is cloudy but lovely and cool and certainly a welcome change as yesterday was hot and muggy and sleeping was a little restless. The weather guessers have promised clear skies later and over the next few days but no stifling heat, just pleasant "room" temperatures. A good time to...
    Good morning It is cloudy but lovely and cool and certainly a welcome change as yesterday was hot and muggy and sleeping was a little restless. The weather guessers have promised clear skies later and over the next few days but no stifling heat,...
    Good morning It is cloudy but lovely and cool and certainly a welcome change as yesterday was hot and muggy and sleeping was a little restless. The weather guessers have promised clear skies later...
    Replies:
    1,414
    Views:
    11,310
  3. longk
    Sticky
    Like x 3

    Currently Listening To (2019)............

    Deluxe edition of a brilliant soundtrack album...Nick
    Deluxe edition of a brilliant soundtrack album...Nick
    Deluxe edition of a brilliant soundtrack album...Nick
    Deluxe edition of a brilliant soundtrack album...Nick
    Replies:
    134
    Views:
    3,655
  4. Marley Farley
    Sticky

    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........2019

    I had a giggle this morning. My show (Corrie Street) has a character who's a bit thick and goofy. Well, this morning in one of the scenes, he was playing the guitar and singing one of his own...
    I had a giggle this morning. My show (Corrie Street) has a character who's a bit thick and goofy. Well, this morning in one of the scenes, he was playing the guitar and singing one of his own compositions. Your Soul, My Soul, Our Soul... and of course you can picture the reactions of the other...
    I had a giggle this morning. My show (Corrie Street) has a character who's a bit thick and goofy. Well, this morning in one of the scenes, he was playing the guitar and singing one of his own compositions. Your Soul, My Soul, Our Soul... and of...
    I had a giggle this morning. My show (Corrie Street) has a character who's a bit thick and goofy. Well, this morning in one of the scenes, he was playing the guitar and singing one of his own...
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    704
  5. Marley Farley
    Sticky

    A JOKE OR TWO ... 2019

    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    finger.gif
    Replies:
    5
    Views:
    599
  6. Freddy
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    754
  7.   » Normal Threads
  8. Scrungee
    Funny x 8

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    2,288
  9. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 4

    The Dishwasher, the Dog and the Parrot.

    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. ...
    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. Oh, by the way...
    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the...
    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. ...
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    127
  10. shiney

    Are We Going To Be Hit Over The Head By Nanny State?

    I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is :blue thumb:! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general...
    I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is :blue thumb:! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general wellbeing though....even if you may think and feel otherwise.Now that I am not working I don't worry...
    I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is :blue thumb:! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general wellbeing though....even if you may think and feel...
    I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is :blue thumb:! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general...
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    176
  11. shiney
    Funny x 8

    What's A Book?

    Is that what they call it? :ideaIPB:We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.
    Is that what they call it? :ideaIPB:We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.
    Is that what they call it? :ideaIPB:We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.
    Is that what they call it? :ideaIPB:We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.
    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    473
  12. Jack Sparrow

    Facebook Flower Quiz

    49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well :biggrin:
    49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well :biggrin:
    49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well :biggrin:
    49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well :biggrin:
    quiz1.png upload_2019-6-21_20-43-42.png
    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    688
  13. shiney
    Funny x 13

    Facebook

    I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in...
    I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in all...........
    I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in all...........
    I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in...
    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    676
  14. shiney

    Flashmob - Stairway To Heaven

    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    334
  15. lolimac

    Happy Birthday Jack McHammocklashing.

    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    390
  16. shiney

    Elvis Fan Cockatoo - and one that isn't!

    The other one is thinking "I'm not with him" :)
    The other one is thinking "I'm not with him" :)
    The other one is thinking "I'm not with him" :)
    The other one is thinking "I'm not with him" :)
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    377
  17. Marley Farley
    Replies:
    33
    Views:
    1,546
  18. miraflores

    no time for the gym?

    So much motor there's no room for anything else.
    So much motor there's no room for anything else.
    So much motor there's no room for anything else.
    So much motor there's no room for anything else.
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    419
  19. Doghouse Riley

    Cunk on Britain

    It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories....
    It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories. Written between the two World wars.This one is timeless.Self Made MenThey were both what we...
    It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories. Written between the two World wars.This one is...
    It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories....
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    482
  20. Doghouse Riley

    Parents Who Were Cooler Than Their Kids.

    I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.
    I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.
    I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.
    I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    446
  21. Jack Sparrow

    Orange?

    Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night :thumbsup: :biggrin:
    Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night :thumbsup: :biggrin:
    Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night :thumbsup: :biggrin:
    Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night :thumbsup: :biggrin:
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    430
  22. shiney
    Funny x 8

    Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics!

    That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly? :scratch:
    That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly? :scratch:
    That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly? :scratch:
    That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly? :scratch:
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    490
  23. Loofah

    If you have a bored five minutes

    Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is :biggrin:
    Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is :biggrin:
    Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is :biggrin:
    Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is :biggrin:
    Replies:
    5
    Views:
    932
  24. Phil A
    Locked
    Like x 3

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2019 CLOSED

    CLOSED DUE TO A TECH PROBLEM..NEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSED DUE TO A TECH PROBLEM..NEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSED DUE TO A TECH PROBLEM..NEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSED DUE TO A TECH PROBLEM..NEW THREAD HERE
    Replies:
    667
    Views:
    8,776
  25. Phil A
    Locked

    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    Replies:
    217
    Views:
    8,815
  26. Doghouse Riley
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    552
  27. Marley Farley

    5 in a One person!!

    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Replies:
    5
    Views:
    565

Thread Display Options

Loading...
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice