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  2. longk
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    Currently Listening To (2019)............

    It was Valentines Day yesterday so that's excuse enough for some of the Big O................
    It was Valentines Day yesterday so that's excuse enough for some of the Big O................
    It was Valentines Day yesterday so that's excuse enough for some of the Big O................
    It was Valentines Day yesterday so that's excuse enough for some of the Big O................
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  3. Phil A
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2019

    You're most welcome anytime @Flumpy .....just give a bit of warning so I can prepare the kitchen staff!!:heehee::BBQ:
    You're most welcome anytime @Flumpy .....just give a bit of warning so I can prepare the kitchen staff!!:heehee::BBQ:
    You're most welcome anytime @Flumpy .....just give a bit of warning so I can prepare the kitchen staff!!:heehee::BBQ:
    You're most welcome anytime @Flumpy .....just give a bit of warning so I can prepare the kitchen staff!!:heehee::BBQ:
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  4. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........2019

    Today the Degus escaped from their cage and had the house to themselves for the entire afternoon. Following the trail of droppings, they apparently had inspected all of the ground floor but:No...
    Today the Degus escaped from their cage and had the house to themselves for the entire afternoon. Following the trail of droppings, they apparently had inspected all of the ground floor but:No nibbled wires ( and they had plenty to choose from, starting from the internetty thingy right by...
    Today the Degus escaped from their cage and had the house to themselves for the entire afternoon. Following the trail of droppings, they apparently had inspected all of the ground floor but:No nibbled wires ( and they had plenty to choose...
    Today the Degus escaped from their cage and had the house to themselves for the entire afternoon. Following the trail of droppings, they apparently had inspected all of the ground floor but:No...
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  5. Marley Farley
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    A JOKE OR TWO ... 2019

    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
    I got a Valentine card from Moon Pig!She hates it when I call her that!In case anyone doesn't get it, it was just a joke!
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  6. Freddy
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  8. Phil A
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    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
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  9. Doghouse Riley
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  10. Marley Farley

    5 in a One person!!

    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
    Very claustrophobic, you wouldn't find me in there. :) The baby was naked and everyone else was wrapped up for winter! :doh:
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  11. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Don't Watch If You're Easily Offended

    Whooa that was good :heehee: Not just funny and clever, but well made. Thank you Young Shiney for introducing me to this delight of the Inter Net. I have just googled Randy Rainbow and cancelled family...
    Whooa that was good :heehee: Not just funny and clever, but well made. Thank you Young Shiney for introducing me to this delight of the Inter Net. I have just googled Randy Rainbow and cancelled family time with the Teenager :biggrin:
    Whooa that was good :heehee: Not just funny and clever, but well made. Thank you Young Shiney for introducing me to this delight of the Inter Net. I have just googled Randy Rainbow and cancelled family time with the Teenager :biggrin:
    Whooa that was good :heehee: Not just funny and clever, but well made. Thank you Young Shiney for introducing me to this delight of the Inter Net. I have just googled Randy Rainbow and cancelled family...
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  12. mazambo
    Funny x 5

    What's cooking

    I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids...
    I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids asked if they could open one of course I said yes, they had a mess about with it then left it, about an...
    I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids asked if they could open one of course I said yes,...
    I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids...
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  14. Doghouse Riley
    Informative x 3

    Latest Scam

    I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they...
    I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they keep calling people because they do nab immigrants for whom English is a second language. I feel sad...
    I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they keep calling people because they do nab immigrants...
    I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they...
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  16. Doghouse Riley

    Technology

    Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm...
    Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this....
    Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself...
    Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm...
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  17. GCHQ
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    Currently listening to.... Summer (2018)

    Damn I just cant stop playing this. The master that is Eric Prydz
    Damn I just cant stop playing this. The master that is Eric Prydz
    Damn I just cant stop playing this. The master that is Eric Prydz
    Damn I just cant stop playing this. The master that is Eric Prydz
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  18. Victoria
    Friendly x 6

    Happy New Year

    No Hangover morning. :hapfeet:
    No Hangover morning. :hapfeet:
    No Hangover morning. :hapfeet:
    No Hangover morning. :hapfeet:
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  19. Selleri
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    What's your New Year's Resolution?

    I don't make New Year resolutions and have only made two in the past, both of which I have kept. :)
    I don't make New Year resolutions and have only made two in the past, both of which I have kept. :)
    I don't make New Year resolutions and have only made two in the past, both of which I have kept. :)
    I don't make New Year resolutions and have only made two in the past, both of which I have kept. :)
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  20. Victoria
    Friendly x 7

    Christmas Day 2018

    You are of course right @Victoria she was a Burmese cross. We got her as a kitten from my sister-in-law in the autumn. She was a very friendly nice little cat to humans but very territorial and...
    You are of course right @Victoria she was a Burmese cross. We got her as a kitten from my sister-in-law in the autumn. She was a very friendly nice little cat to humans but very territorial and especially ferocious if she saw a dog.
    You are of course right @Victoria she was a Burmese cross. We got her as a kitten from my sister-in-law in the autumn. She was a very friendly nice little cat to humans but very territorial and especially ferocious if she saw a dog.
    You are of course right @Victoria she was a Burmese cross. We got her as a kitten from my sister-in-law in the autumn. She was a very friendly nice little cat to humans but very territorial and...
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  21. Marley Farley
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    Happy Christmas Everyone..

    Merry Xmas to all on GC
    Merry Xmas to all on GC
    Merry Xmas to all on GC
    Merry Xmas to all on GC
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  22. HarryS
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    GooGle the word Idiot

    Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!
    Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!
    Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!
    Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!
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  23. lucky3

    Songs with meanings

    My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.
    My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.
    My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.
    My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.
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  24. GCHQ
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    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Autumn 2018

    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
    Link to new thread Yawn yawn, wakey wakey Winter 2018
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  25. shiney

    Just In Case You Think That All Of '...Got Talent' Is Rubbish...

    Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group
    Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group
    Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group
    Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group
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  26. Doghouse Riley

    A Scottish Love Story

    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He...
    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his...
    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from...
    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He...
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  27. shiney
    Like x 6

    Getting Older!

    Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die young:heehee:all those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of...
    Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die young:heehee:all those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of them show respect and help me if I need it) age is just a state of mind,enjoy your day:blue thumb:
    Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die young:heehee:all those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of them show respect and help me if I need it) age is...
    Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die young:heehee:all those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of...
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