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  2. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2020

    Have a lovely day Lori and Samantha.:spinning:
    Have a lovely day Lori and Samantha.:spinning:
    Have a lovely day Lori and Samantha.:spinning:
    Have a lovely day Lori and Samantha.:spinning:
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  3. Marley Farley
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  4. longk
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    Currently Listening To (2019)............

    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
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  5. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........2019

    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
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  6. Freddy
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  8. Phil A

    Website of the Day

    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then,...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then, came the line, Dredge is bowling from the river end.Where it was and who was Dredge I haven't a...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then, came the line, Dredge is bowling from the river...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then,...
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  9. shiney
    Funny x 5

    I Don't Believe It!

    Hmm, same message twice... I must get the button right on this little phone, as there isn't a delete option I'll just have to open my incompetence (and chubby fingers reality) to the wide...
    Hmm, same message twice... I must get the button right on this little phone, as there isn't a delete option I'll just have to open my incompetence (and chubby fingers reality) to the wide world! Have a great day everyone, The sun is shining and I'm off down to garden heaven... My allotment.
    Hmm, same message twice... I must get the button right on this little phone, as there isn't a delete option I'll just have to open my incompetence (and chubby fingers reality) to the wide world! Have a great day everyone, The sun is shining and...
    Hmm, same message twice... I must get the button right on this little phone, as there isn't a delete option I'll just have to open my incompetence (and chubby fingers reality) to the wide...
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  10. Sheal
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    Currently Listening To 2020

    Just heard this guy this afternoon ... but he doesn't look like his voice ..
    Just heard this guy this afternoon ... but he doesn't look like his voice ..
    Just heard this guy this afternoon ... but he doesn't look like his voice ..
    Just heard this guy this afternoon ... but he doesn't look like his voice ..
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  11. pete
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  12. JWK
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  13. flounder

    Two blokes off for a jolly to space

    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
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  14. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Lets Put An End To The Horseburger Jokes

    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
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  15. silu
    Funny x 5

    Well the jokes is slightly gardening related.

    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
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  16. rosa

    wanted toy boy

    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
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  17. shiney
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  18. JWK
    Funny x 5

    Dig for Victory - how us gardeners can beat the virus

    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
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  19. shiney
    Funny x 8

    New Shop

    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of Canberra........were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...As yet, the shop wasn't ready,...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of Canberra........were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of...
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  20. Retired
    Funny x 12

    Happy couple.

    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
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  21. CanadianLori

    Fake News or Real?

    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by...
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by Rupert Murdoch.From other Swedish sources, only two people have been arrested, and 171 have died.
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by Rupert Murdoch.From other Swedish sources, only...
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by...
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  22. Marley Farley

    YAWN YAWN WAKEY WAKEY PART 2....... 2019

    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
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  23. roders

    Well done ENGLAND.

    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat...
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat watching it with a cuppa:biggrin:
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat watching it with a cuppa:biggrin:
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat...
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  24. shiney

    Amazon Prime Scam

    150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.
    150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.
    150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.
    150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.
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  25. shiney
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    Endearing Video of 59 Yr Old Chimp Very Sick

    Well worth a watch. :grphg:
    Well worth a watch. :grphg:
    Well worth a watch. :grphg:
    Well worth a watch. :grphg:
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  26. wiseowl
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    Woos verse of today

    Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years old;)Why thank you @lolimac my friend;):wub2:
    Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years old;)Why thank you @lolimac my friend;):wub2:
    Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years old;)Why thank you @lolimac my friend;):wub2:
    Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years old;)Why thank you @lolimac my friend;):wub2:
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  27. ThePlantAssassin
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    todays smile

    @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that...
    @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that village called "Caring" I think.... :heehee:
    @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that village called "Caring" I think.... :heehee:
    @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that...
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