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  2. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2020

    Good day Looks like it's going to be another day of sunshine. A bit chilly but it is still April so I'm not expecting much above 50f or so for highs during the day. I've got a lot of things to get...
    Good day Looks like it's going to be another day of sunshine. A bit chilly but it is still April so I'm not expecting much above 50f or so for highs during the day. I've got a lot of things to get done today.An acquaintance emailed me about the face mask I was modeling, messy hair and all :heehee:,...
    Good day Looks like it's going to be another day of sunshine. A bit chilly but it is still April so I'm not expecting much above 50f or so for highs during the day. I've got a lot of things to get done today.An acquaintance emailed me about the...
    Good day Looks like it's going to be another day of sunshine. A bit chilly but it is still April so I'm not expecting much above 50f or so for highs during the day. I've got a lot of things to get...
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  3. longk
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    Currently Listening To (2019)............

    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
    The new thread is here....Currently Listening To 2020
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  4. Marley Farley
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  5. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........2019

    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
    Good morning this has made me smile my appeal appertaining to my parking ticket has been upheld
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  6. Freddy
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  8. Sheal
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    Currently Listening To 2020

    This is for you :) I thought about Pavarotti but changed my mind. I was reared with a mixture of music that is still with me now, opera being part of it. Mario Lanza was a favourite of my late...
    This is for you :) I thought about Pavarotti but changed my mind. I was reared with a mixture of music that is still with me now, opera being part of it. Mario Lanza was a favourite of my late mother's.O soave fanciulla mario lanza - Bing video
    This is for you :) I thought about Pavarotti but changed my mind. I was reared with a mixture of music that is still with me now, opera being part of it. Mario Lanza was a favourite of my late mother's.O soave fanciulla mario lanza - Bing video
    This is for you :) I thought about Pavarotti but changed my mind. I was reared with a mixture of music that is still with me now, opera being part of it. Mario Lanza was a favourite of my late...
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  9. JWK
    Funny x 5

    Dig for Victory - how us gardeners can beat the virus

    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
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  10. shiney
    Funny x 7

    New Shop

    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of Canberra........were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...As yet, the shop wasn't ready,...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of Canberra........were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be...
    PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of...
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  11. Retired
    Funny x 11

    Happy couple.

    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. :yahoo:Kind regards, Colin.
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  12. CanadianLori

    Fake News or Real?

    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by...
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by Rupert Murdoch.From other Swedish sources, only two people have been arrested, and 171 have died.
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by Rupert Murdoch.From other Swedish sources, only...
    Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by...
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  13. Marley Farley

    YAWN YAWN WAKEY WAKEY PART 2....... 2019

    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
    Cheerio 2019!
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  14. roders

    Well done ENGLAND.

    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat...
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat watching it with a cuppa:biggrin:
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat watching it with a cuppa:biggrin:
    Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..:yikes:Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final:yay:..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat...
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  15. shiney

    Amazon Prime Scam

    150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.
    150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.
    150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.
    150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.
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  16. shiney
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    Endearing Video of 59 Yr Old Chimp Very Sick

    Well worth a watch. :grphg:
    Well worth a watch. :grphg:
    Well worth a watch. :grphg:
    Well worth a watch. :grphg:
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  17. wiseowl
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    Woos verse of today

    Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years old;)Why thank you @lolimac my friend;):wub2:
    Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years old;)Why thank you @lolimac my friend;):wub2:
    Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years old;)Why thank you @lolimac my friend;):wub2:
    Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years old;)Why thank you @lolimac my friend;):wub2:
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  18. ThePlantAssassin
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    todays smile

    @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that...
    @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that village called "Caring" I think.... :heehee:
    @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that village called "Caring" I think.... :heehee:
    @Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that...
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  19. Victoria

    Laugh for Today

    Well, I think it is ... :heehee:
    Well, I think it is ... :heehee:
    Well, I think it is ... :heehee:
    Well, I think it is ... :heehee:
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  20. Scrungee
    Funny x 8

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
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  21. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 4

    The Dishwasher, the Dog and the Parrot.

    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. ...
    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. Oh, by the way...
    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the...
    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. ...
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  22. shiney

    Are We Going To Be Hit Over The Head By Nanny State?

    I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is :blue thumb:! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general...
    I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is :blue thumb:! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general wellbeing though....even if you may think and feel otherwise.Now that I am not working I don't worry...
    I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is :blue thumb:! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general wellbeing though....even if you may think and feel...
    I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is :blue thumb:! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general...
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  23. shiney
    Funny x 8

    What's A Book?

    Is that what they call it? :ideaIPB:We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.
    Is that what they call it? :ideaIPB:We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.
    Is that what they call it? :ideaIPB:We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.
    Is that what they call it? :ideaIPB:We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.
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  24. Jack Sparrow

    Facebook Flower Quiz

    49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well :biggrin:
    49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well :biggrin:
    49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well :biggrin:
    49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well :biggrin:
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  25. shiney
    Funny x 13

    Facebook

    I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in...
    I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in all...........
    I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in all...........
    I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in...
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  26. shiney

    Flashmob - Stairway To Heaven

    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
    As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad. :biggrin:
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  27. lolimac

    Happy Birthday Jack McHammocklashing.

    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
    Thank you allRegards Jack McH
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