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  2. ARMANDII
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    YAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021

    Aloha everyone,Extremely windy again now but bright sunshine. Too windy to be safe working in the garden and two 20ft branches of the poplars have come down. They'll go on the bonfire heap...
    Aloha everyone,Extremely windy again now but bright sunshine. Too windy to be safe working in the garden and two 20ft branches of the poplars have come down. They'll go on the bonfire heap when it's safe.It's also not safe walking out there as Sarafi keeps weaving in and out of my legs :doh:...
    Aloha everyone,Extremely windy again now but bright sunshine. Too windy to be safe working in the garden and two 20ft branches of the poplars have come down. They'll go on the bonfire heap when it's safe.It's also not safe walking out there...
    Aloha everyone,Extremely windy again now but bright sunshine. Too windy to be safe working in the garden and two 20ft branches of the poplars have come down. They'll go on the bonfire heap...
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  3. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........2019

    At long last, some positive news:'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato
    At long last, some positive news:'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato
    At long last, some positive news:'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato
    At long last, some positive news:'Human foot' in Gateshead field turns out to be potato
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  4. ARMANDII
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    CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2021

    @Nikolaos , this might float your boat...Not sure if it’ll link to the following tracks. If not, we’ll worth seeking out :thumbsup:
    @Nikolaos , this might float your boat...Not sure if it’ll link to the following tracks. If not, we’ll worth seeking out :thumbsup:
    @Nikolaos , this might float your boat...Not sure if it’ll link to the following tracks. If not, we’ll worth seeking out :thumbsup:
    @Nikolaos , this might float your boat...Not sure if it’ll link to the following tracks. If not, we’ll worth seeking out :thumbsup:
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  5. Marley Farley
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  6. Freddy
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  8. Sheal
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    Currently Listening To 2020

    The new thread is here.....CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2021 | Gardeners Corner - The Friendly Gardening Forum
    The new thread is here.....CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2021 | Gardeners Corner - The Friendly Gardening Forum
    The new thread is here.....CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2021 | Gardeners Corner - The Friendly Gardening Forum
    The new thread is here.....CURRENTLY LISTENING TO - 2021 | Gardeners Corner - The Friendly Gardening Forum
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  9. Fat Controller
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  10. DianneW

    Embarrassing Photos you can now laugh at

    Well mine is terrible..I could never let my daughter dress like that..ever... as a youngster..she actually was quiet and a home person until she left school and then and now is a party animal. ...
    Well mine is terrible..I could never let my daughter dress like that..ever... as a youngster..she actually was quiet and a home person until she left school and then and now is a party animal. Talks a lot.:whistle:
    Well mine is terrible..I could never let my daughter dress like that..ever... as a youngster..she actually was quiet and a home person until she left school and then and now is a party animal. Talks a lot.:whistle:
    Well mine is terrible..I could never let my daughter dress like that..ever... as a youngster..she actually was quiet and a home person until she left school and then and now is a party animal. ...
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  11. roders
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  12. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2020

    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
    New Thread HereYAWN, YAWN, WAKEY, WAKEY - 2021
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  13. JWK

    Best of 2020

    Is yet to come... 11:59:59 P.M. December 31st....
    Is yet to come... 11:59:59 P.M. December 31st....
    Is yet to come... 11:59:59 P.M. December 31st....
    Is yet to come... 11:59:59 P.M. December 31st....
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  14. JWK
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  15. Jiffy
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    Happy Birthday Jiffy's rubbish

    Or throw it over the hedge, as there is a big pile there already :whistle::heehee:
    Or throw it over the hedge, as there is a big pile there already :whistle::heehee:
    Or throw it over the hedge, as there is a big pile there already :whistle::heehee:
    Or throw it over the hedge, as there is a big pile there already :whistle::heehee:
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  16. JWK
    Funny x 11

    Naughty Christmas Joke

    Not so naughty:
    Not so naughty:
    Not so naughty:
    Not so naughty:
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  17. JWK
    Funny x 4

    Off Licences

    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
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  18. Fat Controller
    Funny x 10

    Chuckles

    Aww... brilliant Vicky.:) I did look at a couple more last night that followed on from @Sheal's, they are so adorably cute aren't they.
    Aww... brilliant Vicky.:) I did look at a couple more last night that followed on from @Sheal's, they are so adorably cute aren't they.
    Aww... brilliant Vicky.:) I did look at a couple more last night that followed on from @Sheal's, they are so adorably cute aren't they.
    Aww... brilliant Vicky.:) I did look at a couple more last night that followed on from @Sheal's, they are so adorably cute aren't they.
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  19. Fat Controller

    Christmas is on it's way

    I'm trying, I'm trying.
    I'm trying, I'm trying.
    I'm trying, I'm trying.
    I'm trying, I'm trying.
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  20. pete

    Dont watch if you get offended easily

    Yes I saw that one also, some pretty small minded people out there these days
    Yes I saw that one also, some pretty small minded people out there these days
    Yes I saw that one also, some pretty small minded people out there these days
    Yes I saw that one also, some pretty small minded people out there these days
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  21. Fat Controller
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  22. Fat Controller

    Sophisticated new scam...

    Be aware of this sophisticated new scam....
    Be aware of this sophisticated new scam....
    Be aware of this sophisticated new scam....
    Be aware of this sophisticated new scam....
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  23. roders

    American Election.

    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
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  24. shiney
    Funny x 5

    A Bargain For Religious People - No Offense Intended

    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your emergency' last night. It showed six lads aged 15 to 18 running down a street and stabbing hunting...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your emergency' last night. It showed six lads aged 15 to...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your...
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  25. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Signs.

    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
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  26. shiney
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    Lighting Up A Lightbulb With An Onion

    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
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  27. Phil A

    Website of the Day

    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then,...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then, came the line, Dredge is bowling from the river end.Where it was and who was Dredge I haven't a...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then, came the line, Dredge is bowling from the river...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then,...
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