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The Muppet Show

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  2. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024

    Good morning all.Dozy but cosy sounds goodKeep up the good work with the honey and lemon dutiesYou’ve reminded me to buy more compost @shiney - I will mix with my home-made for general...
    Good morning all.Dozy but cosy sounds goodKeep up the good work with the honey and lemon dutiesYou’ve reminded me to buy more compost @shiney - I will mix with my home-made for general planting.Let us know what you buy @Brenda - are you after anything in particular?You are indeed...
    Good morning all.Dozy but cosy sounds goodKeep up the good work with the honey and lemon dutiesYou’ve reminded me to buy more compost @shiney - I will mix with my home-made for general planting.Let us know what you buy @Brenda - are you...
    Good morning all.Dozy but cosy sounds goodKeep up the good work with the honey and lemon dutiesYou’ve reminded me to buy more compost @shiney - I will mix with my home-made for general...
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2024 ... 151 152 153
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    AuntyRach
    Apr 19, 2024 at 10:07 AM
  3. shiney
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    Shiney's Quiz Mk 2

    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    shiney, Mar 11, 2007 ... 2
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    shiney
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  4. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........

    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming year. (There are some of you here who might call me a traitor, purchasing such a magazine, after the...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming year. (There are some of you here who might call me...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming...
    Marley Farley, Feb 8, 2019 ... 2
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    RowlandsCastle
    Apr 12, 2024
  5. shiney
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    For Comments And Points Awarded For Shiney's Quiz Mk 2

    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra 's song.I'm on blue shade mode at the moment as my head is thumping and I can't bear to look at the...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra 's song.I'm on blue shade mode at the moment as...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra...
    shiney, Mar 3, 2021 ... 2
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    Upsydaisy
    Mar 10, 2021
  6. wiseowl
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    Currently Listening To 2023/24

    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2023 ... 21 22 23
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    LunarSea
    Apr 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
  7. wiseowl
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    A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2023 ... 91 92 93
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    Ladybird4
    Apr 19, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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  9. liliana

    £30 cup of coffee

    Isn't that about the same as a cup of Starbucks coffee has cost each of us?
    Isn't that about the same as a cup of Starbucks coffee has cost each of us?
    Isn't that about the same as a cup of Starbucks coffee has cost each of us?
    Isn't that about the same as a cup of Starbucks coffee has cost each of us?
    liliana, Dec 7, 2012
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    gcc3663
    Dec 7, 2012
  10. clueless1

    Zombie apocalypse

    Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road...
    Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road allday, every time the loader with the bale spike is at waist height with pionts straight out :mad: so if you...
    Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road allday, every time the loader with the bale spike is...
    Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road...
    clueless1, Jul 15, 2016 ... 2
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    Jiffy
    Jul 24, 2016
  11. JWK

    Ziggy! Get to West Bay quick ...

    Thats my mate John with the bung:biggrin:
    Thats my mate John with the bung:biggrin:
    Thats my mate John with the bung:biggrin:
    Thats my mate John with the bung:biggrin:
    JWK, Mar 10, 2012
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    Phil A
    Mar 19, 2012
  12. HarryS

    Yuppie and The Farmer

    :yahoo: :dbgrtmb: :D :loll: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    :yahoo: :dbgrtmb: :D :loll: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    :yahoo: :dbgrtmb: :D :loll: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    :yahoo: :dbgrtmb: :D :loll: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    HarryS, Feb 27, 2011
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    shiney
    Feb 28, 2011
  13. Webmaster

    YouTube........ Again

    Excellent ...
    Excellent ...
    Excellent ...
    Excellent ...
    Webmaster, Dec 16, 2006
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    Victoria
    Dec 17, 2006
  14. JWK

    Your worst pong

    *makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*
    *makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*
    *makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*
    *makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*
    pondering smiley.gif
    JWK, Sep 27, 2013
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    honeybunny
    Sep 30, 2013
  15. Fat Controller
    Funny x 7

    Your country needs you!

    Fat Controller, May 22, 2013
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    Lolimac
    Jul 5, 2013
  16. al n
    Funny x 12

    You'll never guess what I've just planted......

    What about these melons? :wow:
    What about these melons? :wow:
    What about these melons? :wow:
    What about these melons? :wow:
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    al n, Apr 23, 2014 ... 2
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    liliana
    May 7, 2014
  17. kindredspirit

    You'll need plenty of patience here but it's good.

    Hi Kindred , if you like " point and click " games the link below is to Samorost , a classic :gnthb:There is also a Samorost 2 , if you like this one.
    Hi Kindred , if you like " point and click " games the link below is to Samorost , a classic :gnthb:There is also a Samorost 2 , if you like this one.
    Hi Kindred , if you like " point and click " games the link below is to Samorost , a classic :gnthb:There is also a Samorost 2 , if you like this one.
    Hi Kindred , if you like " point and click " games the link below is to Samorost , a classic :gnthb:There is also a Samorost 2 , if you like this one.
    kindredspirit, Sep 17, 2010
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    HarryS
    Sep 18, 2010
  18. gort

    You Tube singer.

    I've been in foreign lands (Australia) for a while.Wish it was me, I can't sing a note.
    I've been in foreign lands (Australia) for a while.Wish it was me, I can't sing a note.
    I've been in foreign lands (Australia) for a while.Wish it was me, I can't sing a note.
    I've been in foreign lands (Australia) for a while.Wish it was me, I can't sing a note.
    gort, Jun 4, 2009
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    gort
    Jun 4, 2009
  19. shiney

    You Stand Accused...

    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    shiney, Jul 21, 2017
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    "M"
    Jul 21, 2017
  20. JWK

    You say Olympic I say Oylmpic, let’s call the whole thing off

    She's selling her torch on Gumtree!
    She's selling her torch on Gumtree!
    She's selling her torch on Gumtree!
    She's selling her torch on Gumtree!
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    JWK, Jul 19, 2012
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    Scrungee
    Jul 20, 2012
  21. Banana Man

    You Muppets !

    I love the Muppets Still made me laugh!!! The crazy chef was one of my faves and Waldorf and Statler... Bring back the Muppets!!!! :D :D
    I love the Muppets Still made me laugh!!! The crazy chef was one of my faves and Waldorf and Statler... Bring back the Muppets!!!! :D :D
    I love the Muppets Still made me laugh!!! The crazy chef was one of my faves and Waldorf and Statler... Bring back the Muppets!!!! :D :D
    I love the Muppets Still made me laugh!!! The crazy chef was one of my faves and Waldorf and Statler... Bring back the Muppets!!!! :D :D
    Banana Man, Feb 6, 2007
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    windy miller
    Feb 6, 2007
  22. JWK
    Like x 22

    You know you’re an obsessive gardener when ...

    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it...
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it will have thawed a little since poking at it ten minutes ago...:doh:
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it will have thawed a little since poking at it ten...
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it...
    JWK, Apr 25, 2012 ... 11 12 13
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    CanadianLori
    Mar 10, 2016
  23. Scrungee
    Funny x 8

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Scrungee, Mar 4, 2017 ... 2
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    Selleri
    Aug 10, 2019
  24. Phil A

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2016

    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    Phil A, Jan 21, 2016 ... 2 3
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    Fat Controller
    Mar 4, 2017
  25. Aesculus

    You Know You Should Go Outside When:

    Or parrots that are into heavy metal:DEATH METAL PARROT - YouTube
    Or parrots that are into heavy metal:DEATH METAL PARROT - YouTube
    Or parrots that are into heavy metal:DEATH METAL PARROT - YouTube
    Or parrots that are into heavy metal:DEATH METAL PARROT - YouTube
    Aesculus, Sep 29, 2011
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    clueless1
    Sep 29, 2011
  26. Phil A
    Like x 3

    You Know You Live in Somerset when.....

    Somebody's told them they can't use Barley straw anymore. :heehee:
    Somebody's told them they can't use Barley straw anymore. :heehee:
    Somebody's told them they can't use Barley straw anymore. :heehee:
    Somebody's told them they can't use Barley straw anymore. :heehee:
    Phil A, Mar 1, 2013
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    Sheal
    Mar 2, 2013
  27. Whiley

    You know you have CFS/ME when....

    You know what they say Whiley - there is a very fine line between laughing and crying....*sigh*
    You know what they say Whiley - there is a very fine line between laughing and crying....*sigh*
    You know what they say Whiley - there is a very fine line between laughing and crying....*sigh*
    You know what they say Whiley - there is a very fine line between laughing and crying....*sigh*
    Whiley, Apr 8, 2008
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    Cookie Monster
    Apr 8, 2008
  28. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    You know you are Scottish if...

    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    I can relate to a number of those FC. As you know I'm not Scottish but learning fast! :biggrin:
    Fat Controller, Apr 9, 2021
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    Sheal
    Apr 9, 2021
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