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SIMPLE TRUTH 1. Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congratulations". ...

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike...

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Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her ...

I thought that these may interest some people.The first was a snippet of an hour long program that went out on BBC3 - Charles Hazlewood developed an interest in clog dancing and came up with the idea to perform a flashdance with a troupe of largely inexperienced dancers in Newcastle city...

1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit?3. Teaching...

I wasn't quite sure if Muppet Show was the right place for this, because although the humour is silly, the underlying story is quite serious.But anyway.....monkey101 3 - YouTube

I thought this might bring about some musical enlightenment for all. How about we pick out a cracking good song from our you, and stick a link to it on here? But instead of just posting a link to a song just because you like it, how about we explain what we think it was about and/or what...

Reading the edible section on all the exoctically named veg , brought to mind this very early Billy Connolly sketch about Afghan melon ( far to late to plant now :WINK1 . I first heard this on a C60 cassette in my car and it killed me :D Now this is Classic Billy Connolly , so is not suitable...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street - one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool.They go with a government official to examine the wall.The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures...

Is there something about men who work in garages.... (true stories) #1 When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side...

Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put...

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The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the...

Just have a look at this ...... (i've actually seen something similar in Thailand) How close to a train track can you set up a vegetable market? [VIDEO]

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Thought I would share these thoughts with you allAll you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:Pythagorean theorem: ...........................................24 wordsLord's prayer: .................................................66 wordsArchimedes' Principle:...

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."The officer then asks, "Really? And who is giving that lecture at this time of...