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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  1. oldwinegum

    A ,must have, for the summer!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E paste to browser as per.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E paste to browser as per.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E paste to browser as per.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E paste to browser as per.
    oldwinegum, Apr 27, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Apr 27, 2007
  2. Fat Controller

    So funny!

    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Fat Controller, Oct 14, 2017
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    Jiffy
    Oct 15, 2017
  3. shiney

    You Stand Accused...

    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    :waggy: Sarafi :cat-kittyandsmiley:I'm sure you were only ... "playing" :whistle: :heehee:
    shiney, Jul 21, 2017
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    "M"
    Jul 21, 2017
  4. Fat Controller
    Funny x 8

    Aplomb....

    Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.
    Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.
    Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.
    Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.
    Fat Controller, Dec 12, 2016
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    pete
    Dec 13, 2016
  5. Dorsetmike

    Jury service

    me to.
    me to.
    me to.
    me to.
    Dorsetmike, Sep 6, 2007
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    david18
    Sep 8, 2007
  6. Dorsetmike

    What to put on the Christmas pud

    Hi, try advocaat for a change, with or without cream, also goes nicely in mince pies, lift the top, pour in a few mLs, replace top, devour.Merry Christmas all
    Hi, try advocaat for a change, with or without cream, also goes nicely in mince pies, lift the top, pour in a few mLs, replace top, devour.Merry Christmas all
    Hi, try advocaat for a change, with or without cream, also goes nicely in mince pies, lift the top, pour in a few mLs, replace top, devour.Merry Christmas all
    Hi, try advocaat for a change, with or without cream, also goes nicely in mince pies, lift the top, pour in a few mLs, replace top, devour.Merry Christmas all
    Dorsetmike, Dec 24, 2007
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    Dorsetmike
    Dec 24, 2007
  7. Kandy

    'Madeliene'

    I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!
    I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!
    I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!
    I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!
    Kandy, Jun 28, 2007
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    Sam1974x
    Jun 28, 2007
  8. Dorsetmike

    Problems of aging

    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a...
    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice...
    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and...
    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a...
    Dorsetmike, Dec 11, 2007
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    Dorsetmike
    Dec 11, 2007
  9. music
    Funny x 4

    The Clock.

    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who I SHARE it with.That night I went to the local and had one or four or five pints with the lads,came...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who I SHARE it with.That night I went to the local and...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who...
    music, Mar 13, 2015
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    music
    Mar 13, 2015
  10. Kedi-Gato

    The 12 Bugs of Christmas

    Kedi-Gato, Dec 1, 2007
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    accidentalgardener
    Dec 3, 2007
  11. clueless1

    Channel 4 buys Fox News

    clueless1, Feb 3, 2017
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    clueless1
    Feb 3, 2017
  12. clueless1

    Mimulus

    I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass...
    I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass of these yellow flowers.
    I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass of these yellow flowers.
    I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass...
    clueless1, Oct 6, 2013
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    simbad
    Oct 6, 2013
  13. Axl

    The Mafia Bookkeeper

    A Mafia Godfather in Toronto finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was...
    A Mafia Godfather in Toronto finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to later testify about in court. When the...
    A Mafia Godfather in Toronto finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might...
    A Mafia Godfather in Toronto finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was...
    Axl, Feb 25, 2012
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    Axl
    Feb 25, 2012
  14. liliana

    my strawberries do not look like this!

    :biggrin: that's a show-strawberry for sure! :)
    :biggrin: that's a show-strawberry for sure! :)
    :biggrin: that's a show-strawberry for sure! :)
    :biggrin: that's a show-strawberry for sure! :)
    liliana, Jul 10, 2013
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    Ellen
    Jul 10, 2013
  15. kindredspirit

    Like to go for a ride?

    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    kindredspirit, Aug 3, 2013
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    pamsdish
    Aug 3, 2013
  16. Sheal

    Work overload

    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    Sheal, Sep 3, 2013
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    Ellen
    Sep 4, 2013
  17. Lolimac
    Funny x 7

    Express delivery!!!!! Well it is Christmas..........

    This 'ere Chrimbo malarkey is a right rum do - innit? :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :loll: Thanks for that little gem Loli, Jenny
    This 'ere Chrimbo malarkey is a right rum do - innit? :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :loll: Thanks for that little gem Loli, Jenny
    This 'ere Chrimbo malarkey is a right rum do - innit? :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :loll: Thanks for that little gem Loli, Jenny
    This 'ere Chrimbo malarkey is a right rum do - innit? :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :loll: Thanks for that little gem Loli, Jenny
    Lolimac, Dec 24, 2013
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    Jenny namaste
    Dec 24, 2013
  18. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 5

    How to turn Green Tomatoes Red

    :loll:
    :loll:
    :loll:
    :loll:
    Jack McHammocklashing, Sep 20, 2011
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    JWK
    Sep 21, 2011
  19. Steve R

    Have a laugh at my expense.

    :shocked:I have to admit I have done such in my past life ... and may again in the future ...:DOH:
    :shocked:I have to admit I have done such in my past life ... and may again in the future ...:DOH:
    :shocked:I have to admit I have done such in my past life ... and may again in the future ...:DOH:
    :shocked:I have to admit I have done such in my past life ... and may again in the future ...:DOH:
    Steve R, Apr 7, 2011
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    Victoria
    Apr 7, 2011
  20. lazydog

    OK guys, how do I get down?

    Well thats just attention seeking.
    Well thats just attention seeking.
    Well thats just attention seeking.
    Well thats just attention seeking.
    lazydog, Jan 10, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 10, 2012
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