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The Muppet Show

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  1. martin-f
    Like x 3

    World cup 2018

    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    martin-f, Jun 18, 2018 ... 16 17 18
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    Freddy
    Jul 15, 2018
  2. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... (2018)

    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was offensively condescending, patronising remarks designed...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
    Fat Controller, Jan 1, 2018 ... 10 11 12
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    ARMANDII
    Mar 18, 2018
  3. wildflower

    107 days to christmas..

    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    wildflower, Sep 9, 2006 ... 25 26 27
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    rosa
    Oct 26, 2006
  4. JWK
    Funny x 4

    Off Licences

    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    JWK, Dec 8, 2020 ... 2 3 4
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    HarryS
    Dec 10, 2020
  5. shiney
    Locked
    Funny x 4

    Trump, I Was Being Sarcastic. He He He!!!

    I have locked this thread with great reluctance, but the posting of certain video's are just bringing the thread, in my opinion, to a new low level by becoming anti-muslim etc.
    I have locked this thread with great reluctance, but the posting of certain video's are just bringing the thread, in my opinion, to a new low level by becoming anti-muslim etc.
    I have locked this thread with great reluctance, but the posting of certain video's are just bringing the thread, in my opinion, to a new low level by becoming anti-muslim etc.
    I have locked this thread with great reluctance, but the posting of certain video's are just bringing the thread, in my opinion, to a new low level by becoming anti-muslim etc.
    shiney, Jan 13, 2017 ... 13 14 15
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    ARMANDII
    Feb 8, 2017
  6. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Fat Controller, May 29, 2015 ... 4 5 6
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    Linz
    Oct 16, 2017
  7. Victoria

    Nighty, night, sleep tight ...

    Nite nite Linda,Speak in mornin
    Nite nite Linda,Speak in mornin
    Nite nite Linda,Speak in mornin
    Nite nite Linda,Speak in mornin
    Victoria, Aug 7, 2006 ... 23 24 25
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    accidentalgardener
    Oct 21, 2007
  8. Freddy

    Moody Blues, Wine & a Nice Cup of Tea

    Hi Freddy, got a nice cuppa on the go and I'm listening. Aaaahhh, nice to be back, thank you, Jenny
    Hi Freddy, got a nice cuppa on the go and I'm listening. Aaaahhh, nice to be back, thank you, Jenny
    Hi Freddy, got a nice cuppa on the go and I'm listening. Aaaahhh, nice to be back, thank you, Jenny
    Hi Freddy, got a nice cuppa on the go and I'm listening. Aaaahhh, nice to be back, thank you, Jenny
    Freddy, Jun 29, 2012 ... 7 8 9
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    Jenny namaste
    Nov 25, 2012
  9. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    The Gardeners Arms (always open)

    Fat Controller, Mar 2, 2017 ... 11 12 13
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    ARMANDII
    Mar 25, 2017
  10. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Not Allowed To Use The Word Curry!!!!!!

    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    The Vesta chop suey wasn't bad either :biggrin: Am I allowed to say 'chop suey'? :th scifD36:
    shiney, Aug 10, 2021 ... 2
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    noisette47
    Aug 10, 2021
  11. music
    Like x 4

    OLD SAYINGS.

    Dinnae teach yur granny tae suck Eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already Know). Yer Bum's oot the windae) (Your Talking a lot of Rubbish). Whit's fur ye'll no go by...
    Dinnae teach yur granny tae suck Eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already Know). Yer Bum's oot the windae) (Your Talking a lot of Rubbish). Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye. (What's meant to happen will happen).
    Dinnae teach yur granny tae suck Eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already Know). Yer Bum's oot the windae) (Your Talking a lot of Rubbish). Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye. (What's meant to happen will happen).
    Dinnae teach yur granny tae suck Eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already Know). Yer Bum's oot the windae) (Your Talking a lot of Rubbish). Whit's fur ye'll no go by...
    music, Nov 21, 2012 ... 2 3 4
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    music
    Nov 25, 2012
  12. rosa

    NIGHT OWLS

    charming dag :D :D how to make a girl feel special :D :D
    charming dag :D :D how to make a girl feel special :D :D
    charming dag :D :D how to make a girl feel special :D :D
    charming dag :D :D how to make a girl feel special :D :D
    rosa, Aug 18, 2006 ... 13 14 15
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    rosa
    Sep 22, 2006
  13. intermiplants

    inters football thread

    how highly do you rate gb bob:thumb: just seen you got downing he be ok when he gets off them crutches..walnut ive only just come back to earth after wathing what them arabs are doin at man...
    how highly do you rate gb bob:thumb: just seen you got downing he be ok when he gets off them crutches..walnut ive only just come back to earth after wathing what them arabs are doin at man city:hehe: its not right but its the only way of catching them top fourthey had it all there own way...
    how highly do you rate gb bob:thumb: just seen you got downing he be ok when he gets off them crutches..walnut ive only just come back to earth after wathing what them arabs are doin at man city:hehe: its not right but its the only way of...
    how highly do you rate gb bob:thumb: just seen you got downing he be ok when he gets off them crutches..walnut ive only just come back to earth after wathing what them arabs are doin at man...
    intermiplants, Apr 26, 2008 ... 7 8 9
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    intermiplants
    Jul 16, 2009
  14. rosa

    general muppet day time chit-chat

    Hi guys what a fantastic day we've had here weather wise ,been getting more grasses so deciding where they will go.Going to see the leek show at canonbie for a little while,also my Dad has leeks...
    Hi guys what a fantastic day we've had here weather wise ,been getting more grasses so deciding where they will go.Going to see the leek show at canonbie for a little while,also my Dad has leeks in at another show but i haven't heard how he's done yet.These lot wanting fed suppose i'll have to...
    Hi guys what a fantastic day we've had here weather wise ,been getting more grasses so deciding where they will go.Going to see the leek show at canonbie for a little while,also my Dad has leeks in at another show but i haven't heard how he's...
    Hi guys what a fantastic day we've had here weather wise ,been getting more grasses so deciding where they will go.Going to see the leek show at canonbie for a little while,also my Dad has leeks...
    rosa, Sep 8, 2006 ... 15 16 17
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    Gogs
    Sep 16, 2006
  15. Phil A
    Funny x 12

    An American view of England

    I can't see our house where the duck is going to hit
    I can't see our house where the duck is going to hit
    I can't see our house where the duck is going to hit
    I can't see our house where the duck is going to hit
    Phil A, Oct 8, 2015 ... 4 5 6
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    Jiffy
    Nov 18, 2015
  16. roders
    Friendly x 16

    HAPPY NEW YEAR GARDENERS CORNER.

    :)
    :)
    :)
    :)
    roders, Dec 31, 2020 ... 2 3
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    pattie
    Jan 2, 2021
  17. rosa

    wanted toy boy

    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    rosa, Aug 7, 2006 ... 2 3
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    Islander77
    May 13, 2020
  18. Fat Controller

    Are you good at captions? - 2016

    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    Fat Controller, Jan 2, 2016 ... 3 4 5
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    Fat Controller
    Mar 4, 2017
  19. Scrungee
    Funny x 8

    You know you're an obsessive gardener when... 2018

    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk:biggrin:
    Scrungee, Mar 4, 2017 ... 2
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    Selleri
    Aug 10, 2019
  20. Phil A

    Margaret Thatcher has gone on.

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Good one, fc :dbgrtmb: Actually, I've been to Ponce in Puerto Rico (worth a couple of days - or more if you want to swim and sunbathe) and had a really good Mexican meal at a low price at Maria...
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Good one, fc :dbgrtmb: Actually, I've been to Ponce in Puerto Rico (worth a couple of days - or more if you want to swim and sunbathe) and had a really good Mexican meal at a low price at Maria Bonita. Yum, Yum. :blue thumb:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Good one, fc :dbgrtmb: Actually, I've been to Ponce in Puerto Rico (worth a couple of days - or more if you want to swim and sunbathe) and had a really good Mexican meal at a low price at Maria Bonita. Yum, Yum. :blue thumb:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Good one, fc :dbgrtmb: Actually, I've been to Ponce in Puerto Rico (worth a couple of days - or more if you want to swim and sunbathe) and had a really good Mexican meal at a low price at Maria...
    Phil A, Apr 8, 2013 ... 5 6 7
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    shiney
    Apr 11, 2013
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