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Do you qualify as a northerner?
I don't really like fish of any sort, but eels are just wrongSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
I don't really like fish of any sort, but eels are just wrongSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
I don't really like fish of any sort, but eels are just wrongSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
I don't really like fish of any sort, but eels are just wrongSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
clueless1, Nov 9, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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59
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2,702
Fat Controller
Nov 17, 2013
I am really upset :( on the advertising.
Not unfriended, but wanting to 'rebound' whatever that means Link P.S. We only use facebook to like companies products so they send me money off coupons, get free stuff, etc.
Not unfriended, but wanting to 'rebound' whatever that means Link P.S. We only use facebook to like companies products so they send me money off coupons, get free stuff, etc.
Not unfriended, but wanting to 'rebound' whatever that means Link P.S. We only use facebook to like companies products so they send me money off coupons, get free stuff, etc.
Not unfriended, but wanting to 'rebound' whatever that means Link P.S. We only use facebook to like companies products so they send me money off coupons, get free stuff, etc.

takemore02withit, Jan 29, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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59
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3,747
Scrungee
Feb 22, 2013
Whats Your Porn Star Name ?
Phil A, Sep 18, 2011 ... 2 3 4
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58
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3,385
Axl
Sep 22, 2011
My 1000th Post
He's gettin' personal, referring to your bozoooooms, cheeky monkey, give 'im a slap
He's gettin' personal, referring to your bozoooooms, cheeky monkey, give 'im a slap
He's gettin' personal, referring to your bozoooooms, cheeky monkey, give 'im a slap
He's gettin' personal, referring to your bozoooooms, cheeky monkey, give 'im a slap
The Nut, Aug 6, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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1,949
Dorsetmike
Aug 10, 2008
x 4
It's only a bigger Sunday dinner !!
I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff...
I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff i can eat 800 calories and not be aware of how little i have eaten and another day eat 1500 etcif...
I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff i can eat 800 calories and not be aware of how...
I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff...
liliana, Dec 23, 2015 ... 2 3 4
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2,646
Dips
Jan 2, 2016
What Would You Do ?
That must mean I work with quite a few Millionaires because they only do 5 mins work a day
That must mean I work with quite a few Millionaires because they only do 5 mins work a day
That must mean I work with quite a few Millionaires because they only do 5 mins work a day
That must mean I work with quite a few Millionaires because they only do 5 mins work a day
music, Nov 20, 2014 ... 2 3 4
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2,878
Lolimac
Nov 29, 2014
x 4
Gardeners Are Racist! Or Is It April 1st?
No he's not! He's a Viking.
No he's not! He's a Viking.
No he's not! He's a Viking.
No he's not! He's a Viking.
shiney, Aug 6, 2014 ... 2 3 4
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shiney
Aug 9, 2014
Memorable Song Lyrics .
I got both the words and the artist wrong.I remembered it from the film la bamba, telling the story of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and co so I Googled on that basis.
I got both the words and the artist wrong.I remembered it from the film la bamba, telling the story of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and co so I Googled on that basis.
I got both the words and the artist wrong.I remembered it from the film la bamba, telling the story of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and co so I Googled on that basis.
I got both the words and the artist wrong.I remembered it from the film la bamba, telling the story of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and co so I Googled on that basis.
music, Dec 13, 2016 ... 2 3 4
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2,245
clueless1
Jan 2, 2017
frazzled parents / grandparents thread

Hannah's Rose Garden, Aug 10, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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2,211
Hannah's Rose Garden
Sep 5, 2013
If you could have any car what would it be ?
I always wanted one too, till I got one:D Like you, got it for the sound of the engine, there is just something about it :thumb: Jane x
I always wanted one too, till I got one:D Like you, got it for the sound of the engine, there is just something about it :thumb: Jane x
I always wanted one too, till I got one:D Like you, got it for the sound of the engine, there is just something about it :thumb: Jane x
I always wanted one too, till I got one:D Like you, got it for the sound of the engine, there is just something about it :thumb: Jane x
spudbristol, Jul 20, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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2,358
coucou
Jul 23, 2008
The End of the World is Nigh!
I do agree Walnut but I am always concerned. Having said that I do realise the fact it was closed down to cool was a wise precaution.
I do agree Walnut but I am always concerned. Having said that I do realise the fact it was closed down to cool was a wise precaution.
I do agree Walnut but I am always concerned. Having said that I do realise the fact it was closed down to cool was a wise precaution.
I do agree Walnut but I am always concerned. Having said that I do realise the fact it was closed down to cool was a wise precaution.
lollipop, Sep 9, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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2,155
jjordie
Sep 21, 2008
x 4
OLD SAYINGS.
Dinnae teach yur granny tae suck Eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already Know). Yer Bum's oot the windae) (Your Talking a lot of Rubbish). Whit's fur ye'll no go by...
Dinnae teach yur granny tae suck Eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already Know). Yer Bum's oot the windae) (Your Talking a lot of Rubbish). Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye. (What's meant to happen will happen).
Dinnae teach yur granny tae suck Eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already Know). Yer Bum's oot the windae) (Your Talking a lot of Rubbish). Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye. (What's meant to happen will happen).
Dinnae teach yur granny tae suck Eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already Know). Yer Bum's oot the windae) (Your Talking a lot of Rubbish). Whit's fur ye'll no go by...
music, Nov 21, 2012 ... 2 3 4
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6,249
music
Nov 25, 2012
The Bar Is Open!
Can someone go to the cleaning cupboard and get me a glass of white spirit.. no less than I need after today!
Can someone go to the cleaning cupboard and get me a glass of white spirit.. no less than I need after today!
Can someone go to the cleaning cupboard and get me a glass of white spirit.. no less than I need after today!
Can someone go to the cleaning cupboard and get me a glass of white spirit.. no less than I need after today!
Coolsox, Jan 28, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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2,169
stephenprudence
Feb 23, 2013
What was your first car
Phew, that's a relief then
Phew, that's a relief then
Phew, that's a relief then
Phew, that's a relief then
Tropical_Gaz, Jul 22, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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2,343
gort
Aug 7, 2008
Are you good at captions? - 2017
im sure the seed packet said car nation?
im sure the seed packet said car nation?
im sure the seed packet said car nation?
im sure the seed packet said car nation?
kindredspirit, Jan 3, 2017 ... 2 3 4
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50
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4,190
thriftybri
Jan 12, 2018
NIGHT OWLS
I have made a bit of a mess in my reply I forgot to put my gremlins on didn't I Rosa I wish I was as clever as BM : eyes:
I have made a bit of a mess in my reply I forgot to put my gremlins on didn't I Rosa I wish I was as clever as BM : eyes:
I have made a bit of a mess in my reply I forgot to put my gremlins on didn't I Rosa I wish I was as clever as BM : eyes:
I have made a bit of a mess in my reply I forgot to put my gremlins on didn't I Rosa I wish I was as clever as BM : eyes:
rosa, Aug 17, 2006 ... 2 3 4
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50
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2,263
jazz
Aug 20, 2006
Lets reach out...Cancer Scam
shiney here is a little pressie for you do hope you like it
shiney here is a little pressie for you do hope you like it
shiney here is a little pressie for you do hope you like it
shiney here is a little pressie for you do hope you like it
Kandy, Aug 29, 2006 ... 2 3 4
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2,145
rosa
Sep 2, 2006
Tweaky's Poetry, but please post your own as well.
The Glory of the GardenOUR England is a garden that is full of stately views, Of borders, beds and shrubberies and lawns and avenues, With statues on the terraces and peacocks strutting by; But...
The Glory of the GardenOUR England is a garden that is full of stately views, Of borders, beds and shrubberies and lawns and avenues, With statues on the terraces and peacocks strutting by; But the Glory of the Garden lies in more than meets the eye. For where the thick laurels grow, along...
The Glory of the GardenOUR England is a garden that is full of stately views, Of borders, beds and shrubberies and lawns and avenues, With statues on the terraces and peacocks strutting by; But the Glory of the Garden lies in more than meets...
The Glory of the GardenOUR England is a garden that is full of stately views, Of borders, beds and shrubberies and lawns and avenues, With statues on the terraces and peacocks strutting by; But...
tweaky, Jun 19, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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1,764
moyra
Jul 24, 2008
x 3
Ten words that prove you aren't posh !
That's one of the mysteries of life! Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
That's one of the mysteries of life! Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
That's one of the mysteries of life! Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
That's one of the mysteries of life! Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
HarryS, Sep 1, 2017 ... 2 3 4
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2,601
shiney
Sep 5, 2017
x 5
Unmanned Checkouts ?.
Unmanned checkouts do my head in .
Unmanned checkouts do my head in .
Unmanned checkouts do my head in .
Unmanned checkouts do my head in .
music, Apr 30, 2015 ... 2 3 4
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47
Views:
2,994
Ian Taylor
Jun 4, 2015

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