My first YouTube video

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    Wife and I made our first youtube video. How to avoid being stabbed in the head with a bottle opener. Enjoy.

     
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      All I'm seeing is a black cat in a coal mine :biggrin:
       
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        It just says " This video has been removed by the user ".
         
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        • clueless1

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          That's because by morning I'd sobered up enough to realise that nobody wanted to see wife and I practicing aikido with a bottle opener being used as a mock dagger for disarm techniques.
           
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            Plus when I deleted it, I'd forgotten I'd also posted a link on here.

            I'll do a remake some time.

            Later on that night, when more beer had been consumed I started to experiment with a new sequence for another video. It was to feature me being knocked violently to the flaw by my crazed wife, and I'd then use the windmill to disarm before backward roll to escape, but unfortunately my 15 stone hitting the laminate floor was too noisy I had to behave myself.
             
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              @clueless1 , keep it going Dave this is how Cecil B. DeMille started :blue thumb:
              ( Why did film directors wear jodhpurs ? Was a bald head , collar and tie , jodhpurs and kinky boots considered a good look :biggrin: )
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                can we have a youtube thread where we post our videos to be criticised by the members? That would be fun.
                 
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                  No reason why not - I assume you are looking for constructive criticism? If you are looking for a full on slagging off session, we'll need to stock up on popcorn first :biggrin:
                   
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                    Yep, I got loads of stuff on youtube :)

                     
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                    I found the husband/wife video confusing, i did not understand what was going on and there were no heads.
                     
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                      That's because the camera was actually my phone wedged into a cup full of pens. Precision aim is difficult with such technical limitations.
                       
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