Don't Mind a Woodlouse

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    Well, there are some "funny" people in the world, Scrunge. Ziggy and I have often said, when in the wrong Pub, "this Beer tastes like urine" or words to that effect!!:heehee::hate-shocked::loll:
     
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        Think I said it tastes like Woodlice :biggrin::ccheers:
         
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        When you think about all the "Strange names" that you now see on Real Ale bottles and pump signs do you think "Essence of Woodlice" would be a seller???:scratch::hate-shocked::dunno::heehee:
         
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        Oh No. you didn't!!!:nonofinger::hate-shocked::heehee::loll:
         
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          But it's even worse than I first thought, because that person who knew about woodlice tasting like strong urine must have known not only what woodlice and strong urine tasted like, but also have known what standard urine tastes to be able to make that comparison. Yuk.
           
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            You obviously haven't tasted some of the "Southern" Beers"!!
             
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              More like a Rainbow colour:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
               
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                I'm actually being serious, as I posted earlier this year about studies suggesting eating insects was a viable alternative to eating meat.
                 
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                  Insect are high in protein, one bullock=100,000 insects :snork:
                   
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                    Would that be 100,000 aphids, or 100,000 giant cockroaches? or something in between?

                    Either way, I don't think I could eat a load of bullocks.
                     
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                      That depends on whether you shell them or not :roflol:
                       
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