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  1. ARMANDII

    NEW CAR TAX METHOD

    So a good idea to leave things open for abuse, a bit like suddenly we all become self employed and start collecting our receipts from the service station, as many do already and claim that day...
    So a good idea to leave things open for abuse, a bit like suddenly we all become self employed and start collecting our receipts from the service station, as many do already and claim that day out by the seaside was actually "work".
    So a good idea to leave things open for abuse, a bit like suddenly we all become self employed and start collecting our receipts from the service station, as many do already and claim that day out by the seaside was actually "work".
    So a good idea to leave things open for abuse, a bit like suddenly we all become self employed and start collecting our receipts from the service station, as many do already and claim that day...
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  2. Val..
    Like x 3

    SEEEE, I told you snails were good!!!!

    :biggrin: Never even saw them kissing, mind you, you wouldn't want a kiss from something with a Radula.
    :biggrin: Never even saw them kissing, mind you, you wouldn't want a kiss from something with a Radula.
    :biggrin: Never even saw them kissing, mind you, you wouldn't want a kiss from something with a Radula.
    :biggrin: Never even saw them kissing, mind you, you wouldn't want a kiss from something with a Radula.
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  3. Phil A

    R.I.P. Nelson Mandela

    :) A wonderful man.:love30: A special moment when we were traveling home from London last night we pulled up at traffic lights right by the Nelson Mandela monument, there were dozens of people holding vigil...
    :) A wonderful man.:love30: A special moment when we were traveling home from London last night we pulled up at traffic lights right by the Nelson Mandela monument, there were dozens of people holding vigil and masses of flowers surrounded it.........Special.
    :) A wonderful man.:love30: A special moment when we were traveling home from London last night we pulled up at traffic lights right by the Nelson Mandela monument, there were dozens of people holding vigil and masses of flowers surrounded it.........Special.
    :) A wonderful man.:love30: A special moment when we were traveling home from London last night we pulled up at traffic lights right by the Nelson Mandela monument, there were dozens of people holding vigil...
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  4. clueless1
    Agree x 9

    I never thought I'd agree with David Cameron

    Easy guys, I'm not coming! :roflol::roflol: Although you're such a welcoming bunch, and I'd love spending some time with you.:wub2:But a gardener stays where the garden is. It's a simple truth, so you can teach...
    Easy guys, I'm not coming! :roflol::roflol: Although you're such a welcoming bunch, and I'd love spending some time with you.:wub2:But a gardener stays where the garden is. It's a simple truth, so you can teach people to be gardeners or fruit and vegetable growers and send them back to their native land. Land...
    Easy guys, I'm not coming! :roflol::roflol: Although you're such a welcoming bunch, and I'd love spending some time with you.:wub2:But a gardener stays where the garden is. It's a simple truth, so you can teach people to be gardeners or fruit and vegetable growers...
    Easy guys, I'm not coming! :roflol::roflol: Although you're such a welcoming bunch, and I'd love spending some time with you.:wub2:But a gardener stays where the garden is. It's a simple truth, so you can teach...
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  5. roders

    A bit of Christmas Spirit.

    I think it is the worst Christmas song ever!!Val
    I think it is the worst Christmas song ever!!Val
    I think it is the worst Christmas song ever!!Val
    I think it is the worst Christmas song ever!!Val
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  6. shiney

    We Could All Do With A Babysitter Like This!

    Amazing how the cat knew to keep its claws retracted!!:ouch1:Val
    Amazing how the cat knew to keep its claws retracted!!:ouch1:Val
    Amazing how the cat knew to keep its claws retracted!!:ouch1:Val
    Amazing how the cat knew to keep its claws retracted!!:ouch1:Val
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  7. wiseowl
    Like x 12

    15000 Posts

    Good evening Kindredspirit and many thanks for your kind comments my friend:)
    Good evening Kindredspirit and many thanks for your kind comments my friend:)
    Good evening Kindredspirit and many thanks for your kind comments my friend:)
    Good evening Kindredspirit and many thanks for your kind comments my friend:)
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  8. clueless1

    Amazon planning on using unmanned aerial drones to deliver your stuff

    I'm sorry but there was no answer when we called to deliver your order ........
    I'm sorry but there was no answer when we called to deliver your order ........
    I'm sorry but there was no answer when we called to deliver your order ........
    I'm sorry but there was no answer when we called to deliver your order ........
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  9. Phil A

    The People's Millions

    A big well done to you Jenny and all that were involved - good work!:yes:
    A big well done to you Jenny and all that were involved - good work!:yes:
    A big well done to you Jenny and all that were involved - good work!:yes:
    A big well done to you Jenny and all that were involved - good work!:yes:
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  10. Loofah

    Now that's impressive

    Been through a couple of Typhoons, on surface ships, thankfully I had my sea legsJack McH
    Been through a couple of Typhoons, on surface ships, thankfully I had my sea legsJack McH
    Been through a couple of Typhoons, on surface ships, thankfully I had my sea legsJack McH
    Been through a couple of Typhoons, on surface ships, thankfully I had my sea legsJack McH
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  11. clueless1

    Back on the baccy

    That is a very kind offer, clue :heehee:
    That is a very kind offer, clue :heehee:
    That is a very kind offer, clue :heehee:
    That is a very kind offer, clue :heehee:
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  12. clueless1

    Filling for cushions etc - How much do I need?

    Life might be a lot easier if you bought 8 pillows, approx 2 feet long and sewed them together end to end to form the square. They would be more than 8" high but would compress down into that...
    Life might be a lot easier if you bought 8 pillows, approx 2 feet long and sewed them together end to end to form the square. They would be more than 8" high but would compress down into that space. Don't know what casings you've planned. You could pair them and sew two into each case, then...
    Life might be a lot easier if you bought 8 pillows, approx 2 feet long and sewed them together end to end to form the square. They would be more than 8" high but would compress down into that space. Don't know what casings you've planned. You...
    Life might be a lot easier if you bought 8 pillows, approx 2 feet long and sewed them together end to end to form the square. They would be more than 8" high but would compress down into that...
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  13. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Got sent home

    The trouble is, when its a small company with big clients, one person being off makes a big dent in the team's capability. There are only 6 of us working full time in our company. Me being off...
    The trouble is, when its a small company with big clients, one person being off makes a big dent in the team's capability. There are only 6 of us working full time in our company. Me being off sick means nearly 17% of the full time staff is off. That's a 17% reduction in the team's capacity. At...
    The trouble is, when its a small company with big clients, one person being off makes a big dent in the team's capability. There are only 6 of us working full time in our company. Me being off sick means nearly 17% of the full time staff is off....
    The trouble is, when its a small company with big clients, one person being off makes a big dent in the team's capability. There are only 6 of us working full time in our company. Me being off...
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  14. clueless1

    Parallels between China and Britain

    Recent news got me thinking. There was once a nation that owned a very significant chunk of the world. The control came from a combination of finance and military power. If that nation wanted...
    Recent news got me thinking. There was once a nation that owned a very significant chunk of the world. The control came from a combination of finance and military power. If that nation wanted something, it got it. It was a world leader in all forms of science and engineering and was not afraid...
    Recent news got me thinking. There was once a nation that owned a very significant chunk of the world. The control came from a combination of finance and military power. If that nation wanted something, it got it. It was a world leader in all...
    Recent news got me thinking. There was once a nation that owned a very significant chunk of the world. The control came from a combination of finance and military power. If that nation wanted...
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  15. pete
    Locked
    Agree x 4

    Lee Rigby

    After a quick chat in the staff room, we've decided to lock this thread for now, purely because it is an ongoing legal case and this is a public forum.
    After a quick chat in the staff room, we've decided to lock this thread for now, purely because it is an ongoing legal case and this is a public forum.
    After a quick chat in the staff room, we've decided to lock this thread for now, purely because it is an ongoing legal case and this is a public forum.
    After a quick chat in the staff room, we've decided to lock this thread for now, purely because it is an ongoing legal case and this is a public forum.
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  16. Ian Taylor

    £50 off my energy bill

    They are, sort of, but the government are taking the 'green' levies away from the bills and getting the money from general taxation instead. In other words, you will still pay but in a different...
    They are, sort of, but the government are taking the 'green' levies away from the bills and getting the money from general taxation instead. In other words, you will still pay but in a different way. Notwithstanding of course that the cost of energy has rocketed over the past few years...
    They are, sort of, but the government are taking the 'green' levies away from the bills and getting the money from general taxation instead. In other words, you will still pay but in a different way. Notwithstanding of course that the cost of...
    They are, sort of, but the government are taking the 'green' levies away from the bills and getting the money from general taxation instead. In other words, you will still pay but in a different...
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  17. Axl

    Hibernation (log burner question)

    You'd be better to stack if for two years so its down to 18% moisture, rather than mixing it to burn. You'll use less wood 'coz it will give you more heat :)Dunno if all parts of the world the...
    You'd be better to stack if for two years so its down to 18% moisture, rather than mixing it to burn. You'll use less wood 'coz it will give you more heat :)Dunno if all parts of the world the same, but up in the hills of France the locals say you need 3 year's firewood supply. Its two years...
    You'd be better to stack if for two years so its down to 18% moisture, rather than mixing it to burn. You'll use less wood 'coz it will give you more heat :)Dunno if all parts of the world the same, but up in the hills of France the locals say...
    You'd be better to stack if for two years so its down to 18% moisture, rather than mixing it to burn. You'll use less wood 'coz it will give you more heat :)Dunno if all parts of the world the...
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  18. mowgley

    Happy birthday fern4

    Sorry late again but hope you had a lovely one Fern.Seems like a lot of Gardeners with this star sign!
    Sorry late again but hope you had a lovely one Fern.Seems like a lot of Gardeners with this star sign!
    Sorry late again but hope you had a lovely one Fern.Seems like a lot of Gardeners with this star sign!
    Sorry late again but hope you had a lovely one Fern.Seems like a lot of Gardeners with this star sign!
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  19. pete

    Back pain

    Hi JWK what dosage do you take? I have been diagnosed with Osteoporosis in the Collarbone, the shoulder and in the Knee. Always thought I was fit but this has told me otherwise. I think it's maybe...
    Hi JWK what dosage do you take? I have been diagnosed with Osteoporosis in the Collarbone, the shoulder and in the Knee. Always thought I was fit but this has told me otherwise. I think it's maybe because I was on steroids for 2 and a half years for Polymyalgia which helped with the pain but...
    Hi JWK what dosage do you take? I have been diagnosed with Osteoporosis in the Collarbone, the shoulder and in the Knee. Always thought I was fit but this has told me otherwise. I think it's maybe because I was on steroids for 2 and a half years...
    Hi JWK what dosage do you take? I have been diagnosed with Osteoporosis in the Collarbone, the shoulder and in the Knee. Always thought I was fit but this has told me otherwise. I think it's maybe...
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  20. clueless1

    Shock horror! What to do?

    Might a mop or even some tissues be more appropriate for this thread? :heehee:
    Might a mop or even some tissues be more appropriate for this thread? :heehee:
    Might a mop or even some tissues be more appropriate for this thread? :heehee:
    Might a mop or even some tissues be more appropriate for this thread? :heehee:
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