Incompetent gardener

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  1. Neil Cave

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    Hello from Berkshire. I'm hoping to glean lots of good advice here as my gardening skill don't go much beyond cutting grass and digging holes.
     
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      Welcome to the forum Neil
       
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        Welcome to the forum!
         
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            When I saw the title I thought someone was calling me:whistle:
             
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              Hi Neil and
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                Welcome. Your gardening experience and mine seem to be along similar lines at the moment.
                 
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                  Welcome to Gardeners Corner ... you'll soon be an expert ! :dbgrtmb:
                   
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                    Good afternoon and a warm welcome to Gardeners Corner:smile:
                     
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                      Welcome to Gardeners Corner Neil. We're ready to give you a helping hand, but sorry, the digging and weeding is down to you. :biggrin:
                       
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                        @Neil Cave Welcome to Gardener's Corner :sign0016:, you will find a lot of people on here ready & willing to give you advice or help should you need it!
                         
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