In all honesty, I'd be inclined to drive and even split it - so assuming your are going M6, stop around Kendal for an overnight then continue...
I went to the hairdresser earlier on and asked them what cut would make me look more attractive.I think their answer of 'a power cut' is a tad...
Good shout, but even he doesn't remember Barry the Brown Nosed Reindeer... (just as fast as Rudolph, but his brakes aren't quite as good ;))
A new Caithness priest was so nervous at his first Mass that he could barely speak.Before his second Mass, he rang and asked the Monsignor for...
Why is it that everyone knows the name of 9 of the reindeer (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph) yet...
Smart move is to stay just outside Edinburgh and travel in when you want the city - somewhere like Dunbar is nice.
If that doesn't tell you all that you need to know about our hierarchy in this country, nothing will.Lip service is all we get and then they...
Can't say I've had that problem, but then we get our milk from the milkman - maybe that is the difference.
Ed Davey was involved in that mess, yet he continues to bounce around on the political stage like Tigger on acid, slinging mud at other folks as...
The trick is to cut off slices that aren't too thick - if you go for the middle, you are near guaranteed to get the knife stuck and end up with a...
Could be - I wonder if the weather caused root veg to form roots/tubers faster than they normally would, so perhaps their fibre is not as dense?
I don't know why we bother having enquiries in this country - all they do is cost a fortune, take far too long, and nobody is ever held properly...
Sort of glad it isn't only me - I've tried different shops too, including Marks, and they are all the same - and yes, carrots too!
A different moan and maybe something that others have noticed too... Swede!Has anyone noticed that swede (aka tumshie where I come from) don't...
I'd be more than happy without street lighting...
Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas.1. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 2. Smother the butter all over the...
I remember watching that on TV - Des O'Connor hadn't a clue what to do with himself...
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever...
Given the amount I pay in tax, it makes having my bins emptied and street lighting look very, very expensive...
Thing is, it now appears that those taxes did NOT need to be raised... she lied.
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