Limerick

SO HE THREW THEM AWAY

 

A LITTLE GREEN MAN FROM MARS

FOUND SLUGS AND SNAILS IN HIS JARS

SO HE THREW THEM AWAY

AND WENT OFF TO PLAY

 

A LITTLE GREEN MAN FROM MARS

FOUND SLUGS AND SNAILS IN HIS JARS

SO HE THREW THEM AWAY

AND WENT OFF TO PLAY

WITH HIS ROCKETS, SCOOTERS AND CARS.

 

Hello Peeps - I'm back !!! You've all been busy - and very funny............... :D :D :D


I ONCE HAD A BUDGIE CALLED LENNY

 

I ONCE HAD A BUDGIE CALLED LENNY
WHO COULD DO ANYTHING WITH A PENNY

 

HE FLIPPED AND HE TOSSED IT
TILL FINALLY HE LOST IT
SO HE BORROWED A FIVER OFF BENNY.

 

That's really funny Elaine :D :D Well done BUT.... you are only supposed to do one line at a time.... but you are forgiven. You just can't help the flow when it wants to come out can you ??

I always seem to be starting these............. hasn't anyone else got a start line or are we all bored with this now and want to move on to sonnets and prose

Come on Mike ............. get us going again

 

ALL OF A SUDDEN...

 

:confused: :confused: :confused:

 

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WENT TO LUNCH

 

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WENT TO LUNCH
EATING GRAPES, HE HAD A BIG BUNCH

 

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WENT TO LUNCH
EATING GRAPES, HE HAD A BIG BUNCH
HE SWALLOWED THE PIPS

 

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WENT TO LUNCH
EATING GRAPES, HE HAD A BIG BUNCH
HE SWALLOWED THE PIPS
AND MADE MANY TRIPS

 

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WENT TO LUNCH
EATING GRAPES, HE HAD A BIG BUNCH
HE SWALLOWED THE PIPS

BOUGHT A BAG OF CHIPS

 

OOPS!! sorry K G - ignore mine and go with yours


THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WENT TO LUNCH
EATING GRAPES, HE HAD A BIG BUNCH
HE SWALLOWED THE PIPS

AND MADE MANY TRIPS