Sorry Guys

I'm sure there will be revenge!
Men are like....


Men are like laxatives...they irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like the weather...nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like blenders...you need one but not quite sure why.
Men are like chocolate... sweet,smooth and usually head right for your hips.
Men are like mascara... they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava lamps... fun to look at but not very bright.
I have a few more but couldn't print them.

 

:D :D :D

 

come on dailbuie print them, lets have a laugh :D :D

 

They are too roooood :D

 

:D :D Excellent - oh, go on, put them up

 

Absolute class Dalbuie!! :D :D :D :D
Go on, show us the rude ones!

 

:rolleyes:

Oh go on then ladies, I shall look the other way! :D

 

First Class Dalbuie,i like it. :D

 

One for the Girls...

MENtal Illness
MENstrual Cramps
MENtal Breakdown
MENopause
GUYnocologist AND when we have real trouble,it's a
HISterectomy.Ever notice how all of Women's problems start with MEN? :D :D :D

 

this is a good one got this in america.

THE RULES

The FEMALE makes the rules
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No MALE can possibly know all the rules
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows the rules, she must immediately change the rules.
The FEMALE is never wrong.
If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
The MALE must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE.
The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.
The MALE must remain calm at all times,
unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
It is the FEMALE has PMS, all rules are null and void.
The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.
Any attempt to document. The rules could result in actual bodily harm.
The MALE who doesn`t abide by the rules cant take the heat,lacks backbone, and is a whimp. :D :D

 

just e-mail them to all us females, Dalbuie!! :rolleyes:

 

And forward it on to us fella's Dendy! :D :D

 

Chop Chop Now!

 

That's too shocking for me, I can't look!

:eek: :eek:

 

nice one :D :D excellent