The Gardeners Arms (always open)

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  1. HarryS

    HarryS Eternally Optimistic Gardener

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    Attributed to the great Les Dawson.

    I am not a hard drinker !
    I find it very easy :biggrin:

    I have a serious drink problem !
    I can't afford it :biggrin:
     
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      Only in the name of community entertainment :biggrin:
       
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        Comb the mainbrace?
         
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          Put him in the scuppers with a hairdryer on him?
           
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            That he cuts funny because of all the bobbing up and down? ;)
             
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              It's quiet in here tonight - where is everybody? :th scifD36:

              All this talk of hair doesn't really apply to me. I haven't had any for years. :pathd:

              I've got a drink- of sorts - on the go. I found a bottle of 'apple and summer berries' fruit juice in the cupboard, it's ok but needed a little something else. So I added a drop of gin to pep it up a bit. It's ... um ... different, I'll say that.

              Have I invented a new cocktail here then? What would you call a drink made from apple, blackcurrant and raspberry juice mixed with gin? :noidea: Come on you lot, let's have some silly name suggestions. :Wino:
               
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                Don't drop your soap in the Shower.:dunno::whistle::nonofinger::heehee:
                 
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                  Abragin bender?
                   
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                    Trunky Juice?
                    Gardeners Gargle
                     
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                        Trunky Tonsil Totaliser?
                        Slashed Wrists Twist?
                         
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                          Chuck some mint leaves in and call it an ABR Mojito
                           
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                            Sod it, call it Brain Damage - if drank in sufficient quantity, its bound to come true
                             
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                              Well, I am lucky. Being 5 hours behind you, I can consider my wine to have breathed it's last breathe before chucking soda into it... I use plonk for spritzers. Straight up wine is another story.

                              Okay, that was raw. Which one of you puffed a scotch ball.....
                               
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                                At first I read that as "which one is a scotch ball puff":dunno::heehee:
                                 
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