Story Time Game... 2014

when they got to the airport , the flight had been cancelled due to all the storms ... but

 

All excited, they almost ran across the runway but as they were shown to their seats Paul and Wendy got into a BIG argument over

 

who was going to sit in the window seat! Wendy argued that, as she hadn't flown before, she should get to watch the view. Paul argued that

 

because of her weak bladder, no way he was going to keep having to get up and down during the 3hour flight. The Air hostess noticing the fracas went across to

 

to see what the problem was. Wendy was so mortified that Paul had mentioned such a delicate subject, loudly, on the plane that she pushed past Paul and the stewardess and demanded to be let off the plane!

Unfortunately

 

She went through the wrong door and ended up in the cockpit just as her bladder

 

decided it could cope no more The pilot and co-pilot turned just as poor Wendy was

 

about to start, the pilot said don't worry Wendy I have a packet of

 

Poor Wendy was beside herself: "No, no, no! I need Tena's not tenners!!"

The co-pilot ...

 

seeing Wendy's rather red-faced large menacing husband barging thru the cockpit door, said
" im sorry Sir but you really need to"

 

"clean this wet.............

 

Coffee mug ring on the dashboard control. " Poor Wendy almost

 

whipped out a tena to clean it up but remember her place: this was meant to be her holiday!
Instead, she ...