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Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by JWK, May 12, 2020.

  1. Fat Controller

    Fat Controller 'Cuddly' Scottish Admin! Staff Member

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        • JWK

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          90 year old Margaret Keenan from Coventry has said there are no side effects to the vaccine so far:
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          • Victoria

            Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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            :yikes: I think those women are gross ... well, I'm not keen on the men that look like that either!
             
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            • JWK

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              I agree Vicky, they are scary!
               
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                Are you sure it's a woman @Victoria? Not only the body but the face looks very masculine too. :scratch:
                 
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                  She could dig my garden over................. dig only though:mute:
                   
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                    She probably wouldn't know how to use a spade John. :biggrin:
                     
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                      I think the facial features and fingers are feminine ... and there appears to be a particular body part missing!
                      :mute: ;)
                       
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                      • pete

                        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                        Just shows you what drugs can do.
                        I think she probably started out Female, but now is something kind of inbetween.
                         
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                          Scrungee Well known for it

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                          Gynecomastia?
                           
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                            Sorry, we don't have that on the menu sir.... we do have some lovely lasagne if you'd like that?
                             
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                              You tend to get like that when you get to my age! :sad: :old: :roflol:
                               
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