A joke or two.... 2022

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    It's a long way up
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    You don't want to stand underneath when they cut the coconuts! You can see one on its way down, half way down the trunk, and it actually bounced on the trunk and just missed me!!!
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    Climbing down holding a lovely bunch of coconuts. :heehee:
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      Some Groan, Groan ones:-

      A paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending. It means "against expectations" in Greek.

      Will glass coffins be a success?
      Remains to be seen.

      What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
      One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

      Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
      There's no menu - you get what you deserve.

      I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any.

      What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
      A maybe.

      I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
      I lost my case.

      Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
      I don't know and don't really care.

      I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

      Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
      Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.

      I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: "That's the last thing I need!"

      Need an ark?
      I Noah guy.

      You're not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.

      I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay.

      Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
      He was lucky it was a soft drink.

      To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero.
      Thanks for nothing!

      Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
      Dad: "No sun.”
       
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        Only just noticed this had already been posted on the weather thread. Sorry.
         
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          You can never have too much melted Ice Cream in this weather.
           
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              When you phone and ask to speak to a doctor.

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                  Bella makes me aware of that every day @Victoria :heehee:
                   
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                    I have two to contend with ... and one resembles the above! :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
                     
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