One liners

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Dorsetmike, Jun 3, 2007.

  1. Dorsetmike

    Dorsetmike Gardener

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    I used to be conceited, now I'm perfect [​IMG]

    I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure :confused:

    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous! [​IMG]

    The doc said I had a weak stomach .......... but I threw up further than anybody else. [​IMG]

    Any more out there?
     
  2. pete

    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    Old age is not so bad, when you consider the alternative. [​IMG]
     
  3. pete

    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    Everyone will rise to their own level of incompitence [​IMG]
     
  4. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    It's not the mountain ahead that will wear you down but the grain of sand in your shoe.
     
  5. Sarah_999

    Sarah_999 Gardener

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    If all the statistitions in the world were laid end to end...

    it would be a good thing!
     
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