little man - ?

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  1. jenny22

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    I wont name him (or could be a her). does anyoine else have this. last week all my small weights from my scales went missing, bought a 4 ounce one cause thats the most used, today went to weigh the fruit, and guess what, the 8 ounce one has gone now. I was just sewing a bag and put it down and its disappeared, my husband's phone has disappeared out of his pocket, Id better sit down I think before I disappear LOL

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      Little one as in your child?

      My 2-year-old nephew used to put everyone's keys in the bin!
       
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        We used to have a bowl on the table with trail mix type munchies in.

        The mrs was eating some one day & said she didn't know they put dates in it.

        I said "they don't"

        On investigation we found lots of unknown nuts & seeds in it.

        Our little girl had filled it up from the bird food mix.
         
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          no kyleleonard not children - little people - who you should not name, - ziggy thats really good about the bird seed, did you start whistling or chirping

          jenn
           
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          Oh, I have no idea what you're going on about :scratch:

          Gnomes? :yess:
           
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          No but I have a tendency to Roost.
           
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            well not really but surely youve heard of 'them#

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            If they left a pair of newly made leather shoes then it is elves...:loll:
             
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              'them# :what: No but i'd like to.
               
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              Have we established who these little men are, yet? Have you rung the police, Jenny?

              Thieving naughty, naughty people!! :mad:
               
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                I know who we're talking about. I have them on my land. They steal my tools sometimes. Sometimes they simply move my tools when I'm not looking and hide them somewhere nearby just to make me think I'm going crazy, which of course I'm not, they really are there, I once saw them.
                 
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                  Rumpelstiltskin? There I said it.
                   
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                  • jenny22

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                    thats them clueless, obviously theres more than one of them alwys thought so

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                      Doh, I told you not to say it:DOH:
                       
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                      I knew it I knew it, it was them little people
                      I HAD a basic mobile phone pay as you go No one has my number as it is for MY convenience, If I have a breakdown in my car for work, or need to get in touch in an emergency with anyone
                      It is either in my car dash, then in the house on my computer desk
                      it is never anywhere else
                      Early November I went to pick it up from my desk to go to work and it was gone
                      Quized the family in the house at the time only SWMBO NOTHING
                      Searched the house from top to bottom, emptied chair cushions and down the back of sofa Nothing
                      Stripped the computer room bare as it may have been knocked and gone down the back of the work top NOTHING
                      Bought an el cheapo £20 payg in January, continually niggled at where phone could be

                      Yesterday the BIL phoned SWMBO for a phone number, she gets her leather phone book number thingy out and there in all its Glory the little people had placed it Still with its £9.68 of credit on
                      The Little people, or SWMBO had been checking any numbers used and never put it back
                      Can not say much as it is our RUBY WEDDING TOMORROW
                      I was going to get a bunch of flowers from the shell garage, but bought two Betulia plants for her instead better value and you may have guessed we do not do anniversary's
                      Well we did a four week cruise in April and called that our anniversary present this year paid half each :-)

                      Jack McH
                       
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