Are you good at captions?

When I said what's mine is yours I DID NOT mean my nuts!

 

" i have been sweating all day over these nuts for your tea where have you been?"
"oh wummin keep your feathers on, i was down at the (GREEN FEATHERS)
Having a few Green Chartreuse's with the lads:D music .

 

This Photo Was Taken By An Inebriated Man on his way home from the Smugglers Inn, when he was attempting to light his Cigarette with his Head Bent To the Side, had a stagger and finished up in the flower garden:D:D music .

 

Ah! You sussed me out! :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Wot about this then?

 

The start of a new Zen Restaurant "its easy to order unless you eat like a camel"
"Rub The Raisin Between your fingers and listen to it "
"The Greatest Meditation is a mind That Lets Go My Wife would agree with this one ,she said my mind let go years ago :skp: music

 

:D

 

"i wont require my bath after this" but my nappy is HEAVY :( music

 

What a lovely picture!! The obvious springs to my mind. :o

"Please sir, can I have some more?"

 

"They Said they would be away for an hour ,that was 6 hours ago :( well i hope they like their drooping dahlias in the morning ") :( music

 

"Having checked on-line, it appears you have lied to me about about my pedigree, I am infact a short sighted, long earred datchound"

 

So HE Thinks This Is Funny :(
Wait till he puts on his slippers :wink: music .