Does "M"s asparagus make your w.. smell funny ???

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As requested by Armandii, does "M"s asparagus make your w... smell ???

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  1. Anthony Rogers

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    Well peeps, the title says it all really.
     
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    How much do you have eat for that too happen? i had 3 sticks wrapped in parama ham and feta last night and ive not noticed anything wiffy today..not got the greatest sense of smell thou :heehee:
     
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      I don't think I have a w..




      Should I see a doctor? :th scifD36:
       
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      • Anthony Rogers

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        Your lucky. If it's cold I have a w.. about every half hour.......
         
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          Is there one dot too many or one more dot missing after the W ???
           
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            I have a tea every half hour or so when it is cold....

            Oh hell, not only do I not have a w.. but now you are telling me I might be missing a dot too! :snork:
             
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              Everyones's w..... smells after eating anybody's asparagus....trust me, we've got 250 asparagus plants:);)
               
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                Ask Noisette if you can have one of her dots, she's got 5
                 
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                  Has she got the willys or the wizzes then ? :heehee:
                   
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                    How much space do they take to grow? daz is toying with the idea for on the allotment but not sure how much space im willing to let him have for them :) x
                     
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                    Well, clearly the answer is NO! :nonofinger:




























                    I don't grow asparagus, so no chance of anyone eating any of mine! :heehee:
                     
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                      I grow Asparagus and it don't make my w.. smell, that's because my w.. smells anyway :snork::mute:
                       
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                        I know you don't grow asparagus but you do like to grip it & feel it don't you! :lunapic 130165696578242 5::heehee::loll:
                         
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                            lol at this question

                            my wee smells within minutes of me eating asparagus and its so strong it annoys the hell out of me but i love the stuff

                            I remember watching a programme and apparently people fall into different categories when it comes to this

                            so some peoples wee smells of asparagus and they can smell it smells of asparagus

                            some other peoples wee smells of asparagus but they cant smell that it smells of asparagus

                            other peoples wee doesn't smell of asparagus and they can smell the smell of asparagus wee

                            and then there are people whose wee doesn't small of asparagus and they cant smell the smell of asparagus wee either

                            there was the whole scientific explanation as to why but i cant remember that
                             
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