Does "M"s asparagus make your w.. smell funny ???

You could have p.. in stead

 

If she don't grow asparagus, what is "it" that "M" likes to grip and feel ?

 

Someone elses

 

Aww, bless ya

Don't fret FC .... Super "M" to the rescue .... ...







... *flies off on important mission for FC ... *






























Got you the smaller one - hope you don't mind?

 

Hi Joolz, You space them about 15 - 18" apart in a row approx. 18" wide. Ten crowns would be plenty for two, or twenty if you want to freeze it. They're trouble-free and just keep getting better and better with age. Go on, let him have a go

 

Just a severe addiction to dots....................

 

He made more tonight with the beef! He is googling more ways to serve it too
I shall let him have a patch then,thank you
My w.. may be wiffy if he carries on serving it to me,ive had ten in 3 days

 

Hi @Anthony Rogers, at Shineys open day 'M' was caught gripping & stroking some asparagus in her hand I will let your imagination drive you wild!!! . It was of course very innocent, just one of those really funny moments in life which are too funny for words . The biggest problem is everytime I see asparagus I start laughing! Rather embarrassing in the supermarket if I'm on my own! . @'M' do you have anything to add?

 

I think that is a very fair representation of the facts, M'Lud