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Ah. The picture explains it, Jack. You're meant to fork it in gently, bit by bit. Not throw it all on the hedge in one go! :)
You squashed your privet?
A woman goes to see her gynecologist, complaining of pain in her aviaries. "Your aviaries?" says the gynecologist. "Surely you mean your ovaries?"...
I went to the pub last night and saw a FAT chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I...
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I nearly fell in.
An Englishman walks into a bar............There's usually a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too, but they're still at the Rugby World Cup..
Make Alpine Crevice Beds. They're perfect for the job. Look up the Alpine Gardening section on this forum for ideas of what to plant. I've seen...
My new neighbour knocked on my door a few weeks ago to ask me about decorating his front room..."Mr Smith, your front room is similar to mine"...
"Mummy, Mummy! can I have this plesaseeeeeeee?" "No, Damien, put it back. I've told you before, comics are a waste of money.""Will there be...
I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts."Really?" she said....
1) Annual Meadow Grass. 2) Switch Grass. 3) Ordinary Grass. 4) Hairy Bittercress. 5) Dandelions.As you can see, grass is by far the most...
I have two birthdays as well. A Web one and the one I was born to. :) :)Happy Birthday, anyway, Shiney.
You lose count after a while! :) :) :) Note to self. Should be more methodical. :) :) :)
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