You cannot be serious! How does the Forum afford you the time?!?!?!
!!!HhAhH!!! Donned it!You probably think the script went something like this: Started Felco_10 reassembly at 14:55 ... 16:55: everything that...
There is an easier way: get tomatoes already sliced, you’ll find them in the “See the difference” section.
Aaaaaah! Do you remember my late neighbour? His propensity for buying from mail order catalogues? Well, that was one of his purchases and a...
Mme Lab always wants to shave me with a cutthroat razor, but I am not sure how long I would survive that.
What shall I tell them?Tell them the truth.People don’t believe the truth, not even from politicians.They will, if you tell them I said it....
Thank you for your positive and encouraging thoughts!Things are going extremely well here, stimulated by the sharp spurs of Mrs L’s tongue:...
I am in big, BIG trouble now![ATTACH]Just like Alan Titchmarsh, I took my Felco to pieces, cleaned every part, sharpened the blade ... and now...
It all sounds fantastic. I’ll have to start psyching myself up and work out how to cross that Loch on a bike; I’ve looked at Google Maps: there...
Call me Monsieur Jourdain! I had NO idea: all my life, I’ve been a Felco man! I am walking on air. You make me feel like a man who, for 25 years,...
What bower?There won’t be a bower because I plan to control the thing with reputable secateurs.There will also neither be an awning nor a...
Oh, temptress! “I can resist anything except ...” But you are North of Loch Ness, that’s monstrously far.And Mme Lab says If we went, she’d try...
You may enjoy this example of nature playing games as one of our courgettes apes an aquatic shape and joins its mosaic “mother” in our...
We not only sympathise, we empathise. I remember from my days in the SOF the relentless heat already at 8am, the maddening cicadas, the...
Brutal irony! GB is a microcosm of a preposterous situation where, at any given time, half of our planet is being centrally-heated while the other...
Try the double zero to nowhere, you can’t miss it.
What bus? [ATTACH]
Alright, I’ll call you “Olive” today (and hope your eye won’t pop at the thought), one of those lovely, juicy fruits, so plentiful that they bend...
Phew! You had me worried there for a second. So, I had to put on my legal hat, look at the transcript, go back to Court and thus counter the...
An apt question. It was a complex situation as we were dealing with the uneven partnership of Mr and Mrs Y who could not have been more different...
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