2 year old frozen Plums

Found in the back of the freezer yesterday.

Just eaten a bowl of them, tasted fine, but if i'm not online later its because the laptop lead doesn't reach as far as the loo

 

You should be fine, Zigs

And, if you do get stuck on the loo ... well ... isn't that what plums are supposed to achieve (or, is that prunes)

 

I didn't risk it with the 2 year old fish that was in with them.

 

You'll be fine Zig....just put your trainers on

 

Move the loo closer to the laptop

 

Make sure there is a bucket in the bathroom. There is nothing worse than having to face that dilemma we all face at some point; which end to point at the porcelain first.

 

I always thought that is why the wash basin is next to the loo, clue
Cheeks in the basin, t'other cheeks on the porcelain

 

I've used both at the same time, a few years back i used to do a lot of dock running (taking bulk goods from ship to shed 6am- 10 pm 7 days a week +2 hour drive to and from dock ) one product called palm kernal, the dust was bad and i new it, at midnight and every night after hauling the palm kernal my tea would not stay down

 

Sounds hellish, Jiffy!

 

Yep it was indeed, would have lots of fun, like chain some one's lorry to the ship
Edit
10 year's of it, when dry go as fast as you can, when it rains put your feet up

 

Have done ever since using the fish & chip shop in Arundel

 

aka 'The Egyptian'. Sorry I had to.