A bit of humour.

The head of the family decides to make his will. It has to be made known. The author, will maker. Is a professional in many aspects. Also he, is well known for having a devillish sense of humour.
Respecting my garden. I leave my roses and other prime plants, shrubs, trees etc to ny two daughters. To my neighbours. I leave all the weeds, bugs, snails and slugs that have migrated from your unkept gardens. Whilst in the garden. I leave my workshop along with all ny tools and macinery to my granddaughter Chloee. She has proved herself to have the aptitude to make best of the tools etc. Inhouse. The contents of the display cabinet. My two daughters can pick and choose. The household furnishings are up for grabs. Records and photos, take your pick. My library. This has cost me a fortune. Some books costing seventy plus pounds. I would describe themas mint or near mint. Be wise. My microscopes and a vast collection of slides. Itemised as of today. 3/5/18 say a value of £1000.00 plus. The memory of me. Zilch. Enjoy your gardening.