A joke or two.... 2021

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    Why don't you try it @gks and see what happens.:heehee:
     
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      Hubby just told me a joke, a sign outside a pup.Soon the beer runs out, panic buy now.
       
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        A GP has been ringing for an update about his car.

        I’ve told him to ring back at 8 in the morning.
         
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          Stay safe everyone. Better stock up :ccheers:
           
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              Saw this on facebook and had to share as it made me giggle.
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                okay, I changed it a little when I thought about @shiney chillie peppers... :heehee:
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                            pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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