A moving Tail.

I screeched to a halt, there at the roadside was a suitcase containing three badgers.
I rang the vet, "I´ve got three badgers by the road in a suitcase, what do I do ?"
He asked "Are they moving ...?"
"I don´t know," I said, "but that would explain the suitcase."

 

A penguin walks into a bar, and buys a drink.
He asks the barman, "Does my sister come in here ?"
Barman says, "Dunno, what does she look like ?"