An olde, but goodie. and Very relevant to me... darned things..

Jasper Carrot .... Legend
Thanks for the reminder Joolz made me laugh!
I once stuck the spade in the garden and came up with a mole sat on the spade. Poor thing sat there blinking whilst my fellow gardener was telling me to hit it on the head. Being of a sensitive nature I couldn't harm it, so popped it on a mole hill in the field behind us.
Think the news of the reprieve must have spread on mole news as we never again had any mole disturbance in the garden

 

Wow! I know I've saved a couple from the clutches of my cat Luna, and I've put them in a field behind the garden.. Wonder if the same will happen to me.. I am mole hill free atm!

 

Thanks for that little classic @Joolz Always did love Jasper Carrotts dry humour. Loved "The Detectives" series he did with Robert Powell.......................

 

.....and the book A little Zit on the side ...made a daft mistake of buying it at a station and starting to read it on the train. Looked a right idiot trying to stifle laughter with tears pouring down my face!