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At The Gym

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Doghouse Riley, Dec 19, 2018.

  1. Doghouse Riley

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    Advice for an old guy...



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    I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...



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    I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?


    The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
     
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