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Beware! Gnome invasion imminent!!

Discussion in 'General Gardening Discussion' started by Lorea, Jun 10, 2015.

  1. Lorea

    Lorea Wine drinker

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      :heehee: That's really made me chuckle, :heehee:
       
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        :heehee:

        Now, someone has gone to a lot of trouble to do that ... methinks she has an admirer ;)
         
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        • JWK

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          Hmmm, needs investigating, call Sherlock Gnomes
           
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          • Lorea

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            I think it's now clear who was responsible for the corn circles...:ideaIPB:
             
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              Did I do wrong?

              Will I now face the long arm of the local, for not notifying the death of a gnome, preventing a christian burial and withholding information.

              After all I failed to inform the local plod when re-doing the back garden, that while taking out the lawn and the hidden patio underneath... I found a dead gnome and slung it in the skip:roflol:
               
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              • kindredspirit

                kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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                That's a gnomous amount of gnomes. :)
                 
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                  You're going straight to hell Ellie :paladin:...or should that be straight to hellie...Ellie...? :loll:
                   
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