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Beware

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by lazydog, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. lazydog

    lazydog Know nothing but willing to learn

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    If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
    Be careful what you purchase on eBay.

    A friend spent £50 on a penis enlarger.

    B---ards sent him a magnifying glass.

    Instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight":sofa:
     
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      £50 gone up in smoke :)
       
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      Well, I guess that pricked his bubble - or the other way round! :heehee:
       
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