Care for Your Mother-in-law

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    landimad Odd man rather than Land man

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    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
    The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.'
    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
    The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?'
    The man replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'
     
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