communication in marrige

The husbands letter

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.
I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


The wifes reply

Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
__________________

 

Touché :D

 

Ladies, be honest. If your beloved pranced around in silk boxers, would you go 'phwoar'? Or would you fall about laughing? I think I should ask how many rounds he planned to go with Mike Tyson. My mind would then immediately run to laundry. I should need an unequivocal promise that he planned to hand-wash the damn things himself. In my experience, used male underwear is best collected from the floor with the aid of exceptionally long tongs and chucked straight in a very hot machine wash.

 

This REALLY made me laugh!!!! :roflsign:

 

I've been reading various threads on here of late and not responding ...

Girls .. do the letters MCPs jump in anyone's mind ...

Personally, I wear nice lacy/silky matching underwear which is pristine at al times and an obsession with me (I have about 50 sets) ... and he is NOT allowed to touch them ... LOOK but don't touch (well, gently) ... I even take them off myself for fear of abuse or damage ... :yess:

PS I know I'll get stick here BIG TIME ....

 

Municipal Car Park ?

Sorry, there was an s. - A number of Municipal Car Parks

 

Excellent insight in Victoria's Secret...

Altough I don't dislike silky or satin, I find it impractical for a variety of reasons.
On the other hand I really like silky bedlinen. By the way, pure silk sheets improve the look of the skin because of their composition.

 

Now my secret is out my friend ...

I must add that the 'look don't touch' only applies to the exquisite underwear ... :WINK1: ..and by the way, that is NOT an open invitation ... .. but I will give you a sneaky peaky which was put up in a photo comp here ...

 

Victoria, I'm really surprised you've had no male response to this! Have they all left the forum.

 

I've seen the thread, and read it with interest. Couldn't reply, too busy trying to think how I could convince the missus to take a leaf out of Victoria's book

 

Well it's not so strange when women of a certain age(any age) takes good care of themselves,wanting to look their best and making the best of what they have.Looking good and feeling good.............Highly commendable and recommend.
That goes for us blokes as well....

 

No, they are all trying to picture what Victoria looks like wearing these!!!
Gorgeous, glamorous underwear!!!

Val

 

Well now, anyone can look at my profile picture taken last year aged 62 and visualise what they want to ...

Thank you Val ... xx

 

Yesterday I Asked My Wife What She Thought Of Me..

She Said I Looked Like A Pair Of New Curtains ..






Good Looking And Well Hung :WINK1:.:WINK1:.

 

Oh pull yourself together:WINK1: