computer grannies

Discussion in 'Computer Corner' started by Daisies, Nov 5, 2006.

  1. Daisies

    Daisies Total Gardener

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    Just found this ....

    THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

    The computer swallowed grandma.
    Yes, honestly its true.
    She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
    And disappeared from view.

    It devoured her completely,
    The thought just makes me squirm.
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm.

    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind;
    I've even used the Internet,
    But nothing did I find.

    In desperation, I asked Jeeves
    My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative,
    Not a thing was found 'online.'

    So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
    My Grandma you should see,
    Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
    And send her back to me!

    Unknown
     
  2. macleaf

    macleaf Gardener

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    nice one i have a few people in mind :D :D :D
     
  3. Celia

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    I love that, if you don't mind I've copied and pasted so I can show Eldest later. Could come in handy at school too.
     
  4. Fran

    Fran Gardener

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    Wonderful - thanks for the light relief :D :D
     
  5. jjordie

    jjordie ex-mod

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    Hmmm! Like that MD



    Avatar: Changing back to being a 'Fox' by request.
    Must keep the family name going I suppose
     
  6. Daisies

    Daisies Total Gardener

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    ooo! it's gone pink!!
     
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