Further to bobj's W.I.C.O.E here are 'The Rules'

[align=center]THE RULES

The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.

The RULES are subject to change without prior notice.

No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE to know all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The FEMALE must, under no circunstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

The MAN who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone, is a wimp.

Any attempt by the MALE to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

If the FEMALE has P.M.S., all THE RULES may be null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

The MALE must be ready at all times.[/align]



[align=left]Hope you had a giggle at that. It is so old the paper is very hard to read & i had to leave one line out.

cheers[/align]

 

Rules were made so women can change them!, flaunt them, ignore them, quote them and generally abuse them :p

It's a good job men are born with a saintly understanding nature to cope with womens chagrin at having to have rules in the first place. :D

 

Me too :D:D

 

Women only have one rule, " Don`t do as I do, do as I say ".:(:D I, too, am housetrained.:eek::D

 

Man spends the majority of his life looking for the ideal woman .............. in the meantime he marries

 

:DOoohhh DorsetMike, that's not fair:D