Got to come Clean..........

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  1. al n

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    I was Marthascat :ccheers:

    Thanks for the mother in law for letting me photo her garden Tonight, thanks for zigs for letting me do it ( I did let him know first off!) also, thanks for some of the replies, tonight I was laughing my socks off.

    I thought it'd only run for one day, but I got 2 days out of it!

    Al. :dbgrtmb:
     
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      Must admit, I've had a laugh too.
      Oh dear, I really ought to get out more......
      Jenny:thumbsup:
       
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        :lunapic 130165696578242 5::heehee:.......nice one al you scamp :patpat: , at first I was confused and favouring a wind up but then got drawn in to the possibility that someone had committed mass 'plant' murder :rolleyespink: :biggrin::snork:
         
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          Tee Hee, naughty Ziggy.

          I will have to do penance now, will crawl round the office garden twice on my knees.
           
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            • with a rope wrapped around the upper thighs so tight that you can only take 2" steps
            • at 12 noon tomorrow when the sun is at its hottest
            • wrapped in cling film with an Army Greatcoat over at least 3 other layers of clothing
            • saying "sorry,sorry,sorry " at least ONE THOUSAND TIMES on each revolution Ziggy
            Then we'll have a GC members' conference to decide whether or not we forgive you !!"
             
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              I is flayed and in the beating sun
               
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                You're a naughty boy Al n! :heehee: I wasn't sure all the way through whether the thread was genuine or not, but thought I'd better post as if it was. You scoundrel! :roflol:
                 
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                  Gor, things I do for members:doh:

                   
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                    LOL! I sort of figured it was a wind up but read it all with great interest and some good laffs. I figured it MIGHT be Captain Carrot............
                     
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                      More Zigs, do ya' want some more?
                       
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                          Ey i know i'm onny daft but i'm not that daft:biggrin:.....Nice one Al n:heehee:
                           
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                            TBH, I misread Al n's first pm & thought he only wanted to wind up the poster, wasn't till I looked back that I realised he was the poster:doh::biggrin:
                             
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                              Brilliant guys, really funny :snork:

                              It was so hard not to come back with pure sarcasm to some of the things that were being said and asked - I nearly choked on my tea when the chicken lips were mentioned! :biggrin:
                               
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                                About the only thing that's made me smile today. I love the way you really got in role, very convincing. I did suspect a wind up though, honest!
                                 
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