How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...

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    lazydog Know nothing but willing to learn

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    I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday

    School class to see if they understood the

    concept of getting into heaven.



    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my

    Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my

    Money to the church, would that get me

    Into heaven?"

    "NO!" the children answered.



    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed

    The garden and kept everything tidy, would

    That get me into heaven?"

    Again, the answer was 'No!'



    By now I was starting to smile.

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and

    Gave sweeties to all the children, and

    Loved my husband, would that get me

    Into heaven?"

    Again, they all answered 'No!'



    I was just bursting with pride for them.

    I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"



    A six year old boy shouted,



    "Yuv goat tae be fukin' deid"
     
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