How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday

School class to see if they understood the

concept of getting into heaven.



I asked them, "If I sold my house and my

Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my

Money to the church, would that get me

Into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.



"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed

The garden and kept everything tidy, would

That get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'



By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and

Gave sweeties to all the children, and

Loved my husband, would that get me

Into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'



I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"



A six year old boy shouted,



"Yuv goat tae be fukin' deid"

 

Good One Lazydog:WINK1::WINK1:.