How to turn Green Tomatoes Red

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    Having had a greenhouse full of Green Tomatoes I saught the advice of an old gardener

    His advise was to flash myself to the tomato plant twice a week
    Indeed in two weeks my green tomatoes had turned RED
    Apparently due to Blushing

    He advised the lady down the road the same
    Only after two weeks her tomatoes were still Green
    However her Cucumbers were Huge

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