Human remains found in Bournemouth golf course tree

News article below from the BBC - first aired on the 31st , so hopefully not an April fools.
I can't quite get my head around the final statement...
"She said there did not appear to be any suspicious circumstances and the coroner had been informed."
Is it considered normal to find body parts in trees in Hampshire ? Or am I missing something ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-26834881

 

Someone climbed the tree, got stuck and died?

 

Did they find the mandatory tally marks engraved on the tree?

 

Blimey !!

 

Fell off a plane maybe,its happened to stowaways before and there an airport not far from golf courses there.

 

Unfortunately, people walk into woodlands carrying lengths of rope and hang themselves, and can remain undiscovered for some time.

 

Well I guess he was hanging around for a while.

But anyway, he's armless now.

 

I guess the whole thing is rather in-tree-guing.

 

Oh you make me laugh you do!!!!!!

Val

 

He may have had a heart attack and fell down upon an acorn!

Cheers, Tony.

 

Took me a minute to work that one out

 

Was it an oak tree?

http://www.celtnet.org.uk/legends/ceubren_ellyll.html

 

Was it a limbless trunk?
Possibly someone barking mad taking a final bough.

 

The tree was on a golf course.
So the police probably have a fair way to go before they can identify the body.

 

I'm sure the police will follow-through with the investigation.