I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers

Bearing in mind the next line of that song Zigs, I can't wait to see your next photo.

 

I put on women's clothing, and hang around in sheds



Hold on a minute, that don't rhyme

 

Try "Barns"
He chops down trees he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in Barns

Oh your a *&^%^&^

 

I'm waiting to see a video of Zigs skipping and jumping Women's clothes optional.....
It must be something to do with the ants

 

I'll need some women's clothing first

 

Right, girls, let's have a whip round

 

I'll contribute a pair of hot pants and a halter top.... I will remove the moth naptha balls prior to shipping....

 

Mmmmm...and I've got a lovely, long sequinned number with matching handbag. Not terribly practical for tree-felling, or skipping either, but great for a photo shoot

 

I've got a lovely sequin boob tube you can have (from the seventies you understand)

 

I'll ask gran for some of her bloomers big ones at that