If animals could talk...

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  1. Liz

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    'What if dogs could talk?' in the 'what if' game reminded me of this dogs' diary sent to me ages ago by my daughter.... EXCERPTS FROM BEEPER the Dogs DIARY

    day 180

    8:00am - OH BOY!!! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30AM - OH BOY!!! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40AM - OH BOY!!! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30AM -OH BOY!!! A CAR RIDE MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 AM OH BOY!!! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 NOON - OH BOY!!! THE KIDS MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 PM - OH BOY!!! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    2:00 PM OH BOY!!! A BALL MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    4:OO PM OH BOY!!! DAD! MY FAVORITE!!
    5:OO PM OH BOY DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 PM OH BOY!!! MOM! MY FAVORITE!!
    8:00 PM OH BOY!!! BEDTIME! MY FAVORITE!!

    DAY 181

    8:00am - OH BOY!!! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30AM - OH BOY!!! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40AM - OH BOY!!! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30AM -OH BOY!!! A CAR RIDE MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 AM OH BOY!!! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 NOON - OH BOY!!! THE KIDS MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 PM - OH BOY!!! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    2:00 PM OH BOY!!! A BALL MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    4:OO PM OH BOY!!! DAD! MY FAVORITE!!
    5:OO PM OH BOY DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 PM OH BOY!!! MOM! MY FAVORITE!!
    8:00 PM OH BOY!!! BEDTIME! MY FAVORITE!!

    DAY 182

    8:00am - OH BOY!!! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30AM - OH BOY!!! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40AM - OH BOY!!! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30AM -OH BOY!!! A CAR RIDE MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 AM OH BOY!!! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 NOON - OH BOY!!! THE KIDS MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 PM - OH BOY!!! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    2:00 PM OH BOY!!! A BALL MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    3:00 PM OH BOY!!! A BUNNY! MY FAVORITE!!

    3:30 PM oooooooooooo. bath. bummer........... :(

    4:OO PM OH BOY!!! DAD! MY FAVORITE!!
    5:OO PM OH BOY DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 PM OH BOY!!! MOM! MY FAVORITE!!
    8:00 PM OH BOY!!! BEDTIME! MY FAVORITE!!

    ****************

    From Pickles the Frisbee king who says it is all true, particularly about the bath!
    [​IMG]
     
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    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    Cute, I like it! .... and Pickles! Bet he's needs loads of baths to keep that lovely coat clean!
     
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