LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2018

Spotted this wonderful piece of equipment in Morrisons the other day.
A box that hold just one sandwich and stops it falling apart, had my doubts about the shape when I bought it.


Yep, you guessed it, dont matter what way you turn it the bloody thing is too narrow for the average slice of bread.

 

I bought my second one of these 5 ltr containers, last one I bought was back last summer, different beer.
Thought it was just a one off, froth but not much beer.
I'm getting the same from this one, also it sprays me and the floor when I try to get some out of it.
Its been standing for more than 24 hrs, so not shook up.
Wont be buying this kind of container again.

 

Relieved Mrs S let you get away with that comment

So Mr Shiney sent another report ...

Just can't get the staff these days

 

Good job there was fog around as some drivers won't see any hazzards because they're driving to fast

Slow down please


next time i won't put please

 

Had some rude words shouted at me

Why didn't you stop that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ horse

Well, i wasn't going to stand in the road and try and stop a horse which has bolted, got fly up it's bum and going like bleeding bat out of hell with out a rider

 

Your spelling may sometimes be creative, but you certainly know how many letters there are in a rude word!

 

Only because there used alot around here!!!!!

 

The theory is if you lie down in front of a horse it will not step on you . Try this next time , let us know if it works

 

You mean it is written a lot around there? That is a lot of graffiti

 

Emily Davison already tried that