Man walks into a pub

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  1. lazydog

    lazydog Know nothing but willing to learn

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    Man walks into a pub and asks for a double wisky. He downs that wisky in a second and asks for another double. He downs that double in a couple of seconds and asks for another.
    This goes on five or six time within a minute untill the rather concerned barman asks if the man is allright.
    The man said " --No I am not allright, you wouldn't be allright either if you came home from work and found your best friend making love to your wife, would you--"
    The barman agreed with him, and asked if he may have done something silly.
    The replied that hadn't done nothing of the kind. he just lost his temper had shouted at his best friend.
    The barman, with a sigh of relief, asked what did he say to his friend
    The man said











    "--bad dog, bad dog- you are going to the vets in the morning--"
     
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      A man walks into a bar.. and says...Arghhhh..... It was an iron bar ..

      (Ho Ho)
       
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        Man walks into a bar and asks for a double brandy, after downing it he says to the barman, "Of course, I shouldn't be drinking that with what I've got".

        The barman replies "Why what have you got"? The man says










        Ninepence ! Cheers, Tony.
         
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          A woman walks into a bar , and asks the barman for a double entendre . So the barman gave her one :D
           
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