My first Time!

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  1. lazydog

    lazydog Know nothing but willing to learn

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    It was my first time ever
    And I'll never forget
    I'd do it again
    Without a single regret.
    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    We were all alone
    Just she and I.
    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes were blue
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do.
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers
    Down her spine.
    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    I started by placing
    My hands on her breast.
    I remember my fear
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread
    Her legs apart.
    And when I did it
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came..
    At last it's finished
    It's all over now
    My first time ever
    At milking a cow...



    NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS.
     
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    • chitting kaz

      chitting kaz Total Gardener

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      when i read this to my OH he asked what kind of site i was on:loll::heehee::loll:
      very good
       
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        music Memories Are Made Of This.

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        You Had Me Going To The Last, Lazydog ,Very Good:heehee:.
         

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