New girlfriend wont return calls

Just because I didn't hold the door open for her :cnfs:

Hardly my fault, the car was sinking & I was worried about my laptop :dh:

 

:hehe:

 

I see you've got a new Avatar Ziggy.
Does that go with the new woman - and maybe the new car and hopefully the lappy is OK :wink:

 

Gee, she was easily offended then! I've always had to open my own doors! (But then, I'm always the driver! :hehe

 

Lol,

The new pic is really me, not realising that the camera was on while I was holding it.

The old one was my mate fishy Andy with live lugworms in his mouth. Put that on to see if people could see thru the scary picture, and you all did:gnthb::ntwrth::yho:

I wanted you to love me for who I really am & now I can reveal that i'm an old bloke who smells of fish :D

 

Lappy is good Alice, still need the new car & new woman though.

Had a nice lads night out in Bridport last week, forgot what it was like to go out.


Did worry a couple of young ladies, as my friend & I were talking too loudly about what spices we put in our chutneys :dh: & the best ways of cooking beetroot.

Been a house husband for too long :lol:

 

Can't understand it, haven't seen her since West Bay harbour

 

Jings Ziggy, you need a new chat up line. Chutney and beetroot just won't do it - but opening the car door for ladies might :gnthb:
The age of chivalry and all that :luv:

 

You are right Alice, come up & see my spicy ketchup just don't cut it with the young lasses

 

:lollol:It was a very small pic, could have been playing the tape worm recorder.

Here is fishy Andy, he looks scary but he's good in a dangerous situation.