New girlfriend wont return calls

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  1. Phil A

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    Just because I didn't hold the door open for her :cnfs:

    Hardly my fault, the car was sinking & I was worried about my laptop :dh:
     
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    :lollol: Just brilliant Ziggy... Although the feminist lot might not like it.....!!! :rotfl:
     
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    Hi Ziggy you,ve got doors on yours then,when did they start putting doors on them:rotfl:
     
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    I see you've got a new Avatar Ziggy.
    Does that go with the new woman - and maybe the new car and hopefully the lappy is OK :wink:
     
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    Gee, she was easily offended then! I've always had to open my own doors! (But then, I'm always the driver! :hehe:)
     
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    :rotfl: Awww love it Daisees..!! :rotfl:
    No body opens the door for me, driver or passenger Zig...!!!!! :rotfl: :cry:

    s00k:lollol:Jeesh Zig you gave me a fright..!! Nice to see the new Avi tho' none the less..!! Kinda liked the bobby hat one though made you look even more mischievous.. . :dh: :rotfl:
     
  8. Phil A

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    Lol,

    The new pic is really me, not realising that the camera was on while I was holding it.

    The old one was my mate fishy Andy with live lugworms in his mouth. Put that on to see if people could see thru the scary picture, and you all did:gnthb::ntwrth::yho:

    I wanted you to love me for who I really am & now I can reveal that i'm an old bloke who smells of fish :D
     
  9. Phil A

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    Lappy is good Alice, still need the new car & new woman though.

    Had a nice lads night out in Bridport last week, forgot what it was like to go out.


    Did worry a couple of young ladies, as my friend & I were talking too loudly about what spices we put in our chutneys :dh: & the best ways of cooking beetroot.

    Been a house husband for too long :lol:
     
  10. Phil A

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    Can't understand it, haven't seen her since West Bay harbour :scratch:
     
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    Jings Ziggy, you need a new chat up line. Chutney and beetroot just won't do it - but opening the car door for ladies might :gnthb:
    The age of chivalry and all that :luv:
     
  12. Phil A

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    You are right Alice, come up & see my spicy ketchup just don't cut it with the young lasses
     
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    I must get my eyes tested, I thought the old one was you playing a recorder!
     
  14. Phil A

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    :lollol:It was a very small pic, could have been playing the tape worm recorder.

    Here is fishy Andy, he looks scary but he's good in a dangerous situation.

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    He's not too scary looking Ziggy, honest. Well now I see they are lugworms I guess he isn't too sqeamish.

    Anyroad, what's the story with your car sinking?
     
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