New girlfriend wont return calls

Only part of the joke John, no real danger :thumb:

Good job he's not too scary, he's moved to Aldershot, just near you

 

Jings, there are times when I'm glad my eyesight is failing me - can't see the dust and all that :rotfl:

But I thought your Avatar was you smoking a pipe :yez:

Glad I missed the Lugworms - and all that :okies:

 

:hehe:

Or uur, if shes from Bolton.

 

Ziggy, there some ladies that might like you chatting foody stuff so keep discussing the beetroot marmalade, the cabbage pickle and the asparagus preserve.:gnthb:

 

:hehe: I'm with you, Alice.....i thought it was a pipe too!!!:dh::hehe:

 

Trouble is, the present mrs ziggy started off by nicking my biscuits at school break :skp:

 

Was that before or after the event

 

Long before, i should have seen the warning signs.

 

:lollol:That reminds me of a signature on anothe site "Your imaginary friend is better than my imaginary friend is not a reason for a jihad"

 

I like that signature Ziggy :D

 

Women don't apreciate a real gent these days...
Only the other day I was holding a door open for a lass, after 2 mins she said
" will you go away I'm trying to have a pee"

Some people...

D