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Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Phil A, Aug 2, 2012.

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  1. Phil A

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    I asked my Daughter's boyfriend if I could borrow a newspaper.

    He said, this is the 21st Century, no one uses newspapers anymore, here use my i pad.


    That fly never knew what hit it.
     
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      Was that i pad a bit big for that fly, they have small eyes don't they
       
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      :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
       
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      For a moment I thought this was going to be about you running out of toilet paper again ... :dbgrtmb:
       
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        Naaaah, that was Sheal, JWK:heehee:
         
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          Tea towels are better zig :blue thumb: then throw in the wash :)
           
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          Yes, that was me! The Irish Sea becomes difficult from late September onwards. :snork:

          I've got one of those raquets that electrocutes them. The big ones sizzle! :eeew:
           
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          Ziggy and I have ordered you a Container of Seed Catalogues just before the seas get rough, Sheal!!:snork:
           
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          That's very kind of you both. I hope there's a nice selection, so I can read one, use one. :roflol:
           
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          Of course, Sheal, you've got Thompson and Morgans, Suttons, Organics, Dobies, Chiltern Seeds, Marshalls, and for a more gentler touch Heirlooms, and of course RHS, just be careful of the staples.:snork:
           
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          Thank you. I can handle the staples, I have a de-bodger! :heehee:
           
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            You just know you're going to get razzed more about this, don't you, Sheal:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
             
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            Ohhhh yes! I can handle it............I'm an Essex girl, built tough and built to last. :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
             
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            Yeah, I read about them in the Newspaper!!
             
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            I'll be saying no more now Armandii, I'm not going to dig myself a deep hole. :heehee:
             
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