One liners

I used to be conceited, now I'm perfect

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure :confused:

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

The doc said I had a weak stomach .......... but I threw up further than anybody else.

Any more out there?

 

Old age is not so bad, when you consider the alternative.

 

Everyone will rise to their own level of incompitence

 

It's not the mountain ahead that will wear you down but the grain of sand in your shoe.

 

If all the statistitions in the world were laid end to end...

it would be a good thing!